BP - Oil Spill, Gulf and Tony Hayward - satire links and funny stories
The oil spill just off the gulf coast from the disaster of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform, has undoubtedly caused a great number of lives to be affected, along with far too much coastal damage to both wildlife and rocks. BP stands for British Petroleum but it's not nationalised anymore. Or something like that.
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
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Bp Issues Letter of Intent To Buy 32 Centrifugal Oil-and-water Separators (cows) From Inventor Kevin Costner
Pensacola Florida - Actor Kevin Costner's oil-spill device has all the approval it needs to scoop the goop from the Gulf of Mexico, but is waiting for money from BP, according to the actor and
Bp Oil Spill Charity Crosses Wires With Niche Porn Website
The massive BP oil leak has caused serious concerns the world over, but it now has a new charity behind it in order to help finance whatever is necessary to rectify the situation. But things
Bp's Ceo, England's Coach, And Joran Van Der Sloot On The Run As Nuns!
British Petroleum's CEO, Tony Hayward, knew he was fucked when he accidentally told the truth to a reporter that he wanted his life back. Then all those made-up "fixes" kept not working, now this
Bp Points Out That Oil Spill Could Give Rise To Toxic Avenger Style Superhero
As President Obama prepares to address the nation about the massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, spill perpetrator BP is trying to emphasize the disaster's positive aspects -- namely, that it creates conditions
Giant Asteroid Expected To Smash Into Gulf of Mexico Oil Volcano
Houston, TX-- A 10-mile wide asteroid is expected to rocket through the atmosphere this afternoon and hit the Gulf of Mexico. The asteroid is heading right for the oil volcano and should be just
Report: Spike Lee Says US Team Should Wear €˜bp Sucks' Shirts
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According to a story on The American Situation blog on Wednesday, Spike Lee told a gathering of bloggers in Brooklyn that the American soccer team should wear undershirts that read "BP Sucks"
Bp: Oil Spill Now Contained Entirely Within The Gulf of Mexico
Oil company BP recently announced that the massive oil spill was now contained in a patch of ocean no more than 300,000 square miles in size. "We feel this is a major containment" said a
A Second Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak Has Now Been Found
BOURBON BAYOU, Louisiana - Well it appears that now we have a second oil spill spewing forth in the Gulf of Mexico waters off the coast of Louisiana.
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