BP - Oil Spill, Gulf and Tony Hayward - satire links and funny stories
The oil spill just off the gulf coast from the disaster of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform, has undoubtedly caused a great number of lives to be affected, along with far too much coastal damage to both wildlife and rocks. BP stands for British Petroleum but it's not nationalised anymore. Or something like that.
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
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Bp Opens Its First New Gas Station Since Oil Spill
BP shows off the first new gas station it built in the aftermath of its oil spill catastrophe in the Gulf of Mexico.
Tony Hayward Claims Bp Oil Lubricates Coastlines
Having staunched the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico, Tony Hayward is looking at new evidence which claims oil stops the sea squeaking and helps release tidal flow. "You have to
Twitter Bird Falls Victim To Oil Spill
The oil-soaked body of the Twitter Bird, the iconic logo for the popular social networking site, was found on a beach in Louisiana on Friday.
Last of The Smoking Sea Birds
Were Heavy Smoking Sea Birds Behind Gulf 'Oil' Slick? Oil Executive's Astounding Claims Inspired by Top Palaeontologist's Theories That Cigarettes Caused Extinction of Dinosaurs!
Enormous Mayonnaise Spill Threatens Lake Michigan
Vast amounts of mayonnaise continue to spill into Lake Michigan after an explosion at the Kraft Foods factory blasted a hole in a pipeline used to manufacture the sandwich spread.
Canadian Goose Who Survived Collision With US Airways Flight 1549 Dies In Gulf Spill
A four-year-old Canada goose, who nearly died in a bird strike when his flock was vaporized in the engine of an Airbus A320-214 that crash-landed in the Hudson River in 2009, was found dead of
Oprah To Be Lowered Onto Oil Pipe To Cap Spill
VENICE, Louisiana – Saying it was her way of giving back to the American people for "allowing me to live my dream," Oprah Winfrey has agreed to be lowered onto a broken oil pipe on
Oil Spill: Gas-x To The Rescue
In its latest attempt stop the unending flow of pressurized petroleum that has been spewing uncontrollably into the Gulf of Mexico, BP announced today it will inject 500 million bottles of Gas-X tablets into the
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