Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
Susan Boyle Sues, Sued Over Nude Pics On Internet!

Susan Boyle Sues, Sued Over Nude Pics On Internet!

Singing sensation Susan Boyle has sued the PixSans.Organ website for featuring photographs of her in the nude. "Susan told me that she had never been so embarrassed in all her life", stated friend, Bessie McBeth. "She

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Added: 09 June 2010
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Susan Boyle Voted Best-looking Woman In West Lothian

Susan Boyle, the talented Scottish singer, has been voted the 'best-looking woman in West Lothian' in a local 'beauty pageant'. Which doesn't say much for the rest of the county. Boyle, a right dog, er, underdog, when

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Added: 08 June 2010
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Susan Boyle Remembers Last Visit To Middlesbrough

Susan Boyle is getting ready for her 2nd trip to visit Middlesbrough and is especially happy to be meeting, again, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet. Susan was told that Takwana and Anitakapita

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Added: 07 June 2010
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Susan Boyle To Visit A Supermarket In Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough

The news that Susan Boyle is to visit the local supermarket at Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough, has the locals running around like chickens with their heads cut off. Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet,

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Added: 07 June 2010
Al Gore Dating Susan Sarandon

Al Gore Dating Susan Sarandon

DES MOINES, Iowa - Former Vice-President Al Gore was in Des Moines, Iowa speaking before a gathering of The Iowa Corn Pickers Alliance. Gore was asked if there was any truth to the rumor that he

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Added: 05 June 2010
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Susan Boyle Raving Loonie Sculptress Scores 100% At Art College

This writer has learned that Luz of McLuz, Susan Boyle fan and extremely accomplished sculptress, has achieved the rare distinction, of being awarded a grading of 100% for her Susan Boyle sculpture, in her second

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Added: 04 June 2010
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The Susan Boyle Sculpture Is Saved

Susan Boyle fans, all over the world, are in celebratory mood tonight at the news that a sculpture of their heroine has been saved from destruction. The sculptress is delighted to confirm that her sculpture is

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Added: 02 June 2010
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Fangs Latest Craze In Subo Fandom

Wearing fangs has become the hot new trend among the Susan Boyle fans at the Greatest Only-est Online Susa-show on Earth (GOOSE). At a recent gathering of GOOSE, sometimes known as the Company of the Elect,

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Added: 31 May 2010

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