Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell - The X Factor - satire links and funny stories

This is a page dedicated to all the funny stories about Cheryl Cole - Ashley - and Simon Cowell, all the best stories that are bound to come out over the next month or so. They are hilarious and all the humour to be had out of the press and media hullabaloo. It's also about the X-Factor which has something to do with it, you know, the bands, the acts, the judges spats - everything! It's got Divas dancing everywhere and absolutely no-one pulling in one direction.

Jump headway, if you like into the spats between gorgeous Cheryl Cole (who apparently likes Newcastle) and the bizarelly coiffured Simon Cowell. She also has a famous premiership husband/not-husband Ashley, who it appears has perhaps maybe put it about a bit over the past few months.

Love it or hate it, the X-Factor is always full of funny stories and a good laugh. And the public absolutely love Cheryl and Ashley. They're like the new Beckhams but fun! The X-Factor 2010 is running right now and is full of great acts.
X-factor So What's Wrong With Coming From A Council House, Cheryl?

X-factor So What's Wrong With Coming From A Council House, Cheryl?

The x-facfor must be approaching the crunch point where the favourites begin to be voted off. Cheryl is becoming worried that she is going to lose one of her girls. Why else would she attack

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Added: 21 November 2010
Kate Middleton Reveals Her Shock Favourite On X-factor

Kate Middleton Reveals Her Shock Favourite On X-factor

Kate Middleton has revealed her favourite act on X-factor, and its a shocker. Contrary to what people may think, Kate's closest friends have revealed that Kate likes to support the underdog, just like Princess

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Added: 21 November 2010
X Factor Beatles Haunting Warning

X Factor Beatles Haunting Warning

A top psychic has warned that the X Factor house could be haunted by angry dead moptops if they go ahead with plans to have a Beatles theme night today. The controversy-hit show will see Kate

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Added: 20 November 2010
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Cheryl Cole Blames Malaria For Personal Climate Change Contribution

X-Factor Judge, Cheryl Tweedy nee Cole nee Tweedy, finally overcame her embarrassment last night to discuss her unfortunate bout of flatulence whilst commenting on Cher's performance on the live show last Saturday. The pop princess and

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Added: 19 November 2010
Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson To Carry On Until 100

Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson To Carry On Until 100

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson gave the club a much-needed boost tonight, when he announced that he plans to remain at the helm 'at least' until he reaches the age of 100. Ferguson, now 69,

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Added: 19 November 2010
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Simon Cowell Wants Kate Middleton To Replace Cheryl Cole As An X-factor Judge For The 2011 Season

LONDON - Simon Cowell, CEO of 19th Hole Productions says that he will probably not be renewing Cheryl Cole's contract at the end of the 2010 X-Factor season. Cowell has said that he realizes that Ms.

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Added: 17 November 2010
Elton John Slams X Factor Contest As "Mind Numbingly, Arse Paralysingly Boring" Before Racing To Bank Royalty Cheques From The X Factor Elton John Weekend.

Elton John Slams X Factor Contest As "Mind Numbingly, Arse Paralysingly Boring" Before Racing To Bank Royalty Cheques From The X Factor Elton John Weekend.

International superstar was bored out of his mind waiting ages at the Abbey National as the cashier struggled to count all the money. Sir Elton John has lambasted TV song contests after turning down the chance

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Added: 16 November 2010
X-factor Blames Michael Jackson Vote For Destroying Aiden Grimshaw

X-factor Blames Michael Jackson Vote For Destroying Aiden Grimshaw

Top insiders from the X-factor are tonight blaming Michael Jackson fans for the demise of Aiden Grimshaw. They are rumoured to be contemplating having an inquiry to see if an angry message received from

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Added: 15 November 2010

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