BP - Oil Spill, Gulf and Tony Hayward - satire links and funny stories
The oil spill just off the gulf coast from the disaster of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform, has undoubtedly caused a great number of lives to be affected, along with far too much coastal damage to both wildlife and rocks. BP stands for British Petroleum but it's not nationalised anymore. Or something like that.
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
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Bp To Build Museum Dedicated To Species It Destroyed
PORT FOURCHON, La. (TheSkunk.org) -- BP announced today it will spend $50 million to build a museum dedicated to the plants and animals that have become extinct as a result of the company's disastrous oil
Spilled Oil Was Destined For Gas Station In Iowa
DES MOINES -- BP informed the public on Wednesday that the millions of barrels of oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico were destined for a single gas station in Kimbalton, Iowa.
Bp Assures Public: Oil Well Will Be Sealed By 2015
BP Oil gave an upbeat assessment of the current oil spill crisis and claimed they would have the spill contained no later than July 23, 2015.
Bp Changes Name of "Oil" To "Chocolate Fudge"
New Orleans - Oil gushing into the Gulf of Mexico has been renamed "Chocolate Fudge" according to a BP press release today.
"Oil" and "Petroleum" has negative associations for many people, say Tony Hayward, "But everyone
Bp Lauded For Ecological Integrity
The multinational oil company BP has received praise from several quarters over its handling of the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. The oil first started leaking in April after an explosion
Tony Hayward's Shock Bp Quote: "If The Cap Doesn't Fit I'll Use A Condom"
Beleaguered BP boss Tony Hayward has sought inspiration from the contraceptives industry as his men vainly try to plug the leaking oil pipe in the Gulf of Mexico.
"What we're attempting today is a variation on
Bp's Latest Attempt To Stop Oil Flow Fails
BP's latest attempt to stop the oil flow from the ruptured pipe has failed. The company is attempting to contain the spill from the well by cutting off the fractured pipe and sealing it with
Bp Worker's Oversized Bowel Movement Blamed For Disaster
After starting their criminal investigation into the BP Oil Spill only very recently, Attorney General Eric Holder, and his team of Federal experts believe that they have finally gotten to the bottom of the matter.
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