Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
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Subo Fanatics In Meltdown Panic!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were in a panic earlier when their beloved meeting place was unavailable for several hours. It is thought the server was suffering from 'bullshit overload' and shut itself

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Added: 28 May 2010
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Subo Fanatics Apologise!

The new owners of the Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies favourite meeting place today sensationally apologised to everyone they ever banned! In a shock statement the new head chief fanatic said "We're really

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Added: 27 May 2010
Subo, Jordan And Paris Hilton 'A Waste of Time And Brain Cells' Says Jagged One

Subo, Jordan And Paris Hilton 'A Waste of Time And Brain Cells' Says Jagged One

A leading international satirist, known by the nom de plume Jagged One, who resides under a bridge in Old Amsterdam has today controversially slammed the whole celebrity culture trend by stating publicly that SuBo, Jordan

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Added: 27 May 2010
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Subo To Headline Glastonbury

Susan Boyle was sensationally announced as the replacement headline act at this year's Glastonbury Festival, after U2 had to pull out. "Och, I'll show 'em!" said SuBo excitedly. "I've got my tent and wellies packed! Groovy

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Added: 26 May 2010
Susan Boyle Bitten By Vampire

Susan Boyle Bitten By Vampire

New York, NY-- Scottish siren Susan Boyle is pale these days, and with good reason. The shy chanteuse was bitten on the neck by a vampire last week. The unknown male vampire bit

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Added: 26 May 2010
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Her Madge Says Susan Boyle Must Be Honoured

Following her 57th consecutive reading of a Queen's Speech and the first to be written for her by a Coalition Government, Her Madge had a few words with the PM in the Robing Room at

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Added: 25 May 2010
Subo Fanatic Has Pioneering Surgery!

Subo Fanatic Has Pioneering Surgery!

A Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loony was last night recovering in hospital after pioneering surgery to remove her from her computer chair. The unnamed fanatic underwent a loonyectomy under the supervision of Dr.

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Added: 24 May 2010
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Subo Fanatics Successful Bid To Buy Site. God Is Thanked For Answering All of Their Prayers.

There is a 'buzz' going around the internet. Fans have successfully bid on, and won, their beloved site. Speculations are abundant as to how this will all 'pan out'. Naysayers believe that the site will eventually

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Added: 23 May 2010

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