BP - Oil Spill, Gulf and Tony Hayward - satire links and funny stories
The oil spill just off the gulf coast from the disaster of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform, has undoubtedly caused a great number of lives to be affected, along with far too much coastal damage to both wildlife and rocks. BP stands for British Petroleum but it's not nationalised anymore. Or something like that.
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
There are 292 stories about BP - Oil Spill, Gulf and Tony Hayward
Currently showing page 18 of 37Previous Page | Next Page
Daily Links - 5/14/10
Happy Birthday Shell Script -
Happy birthday to the shell script that runs Gina Trapani's life.
Oil Spill Big Picture -
Images from the oil spill in the Gulf of
Beepee To Plug Leaking Deepwater Well With Rush Limbaugh's Likeness
As BeePee's continued its efforts to stem the flow of sea water into the Gulf of Oil at its Blackwater Horizon drilling site, the company announced Monday it will implement a plan in the next
Emergency Oil Spill Clean Up To Include Beach Paving
ON THE GULF OF MEXICO - The Obama administration has released emergency plans this weekend to use the copious tar balls that are just now washing ashore, from the leak of the recent sinking of
Gulf Oil Spill Reaches Princess Diana Fountain
London - (Crude Mess): Globules of the dark slime began appearing this morning as ex-BP CEO Lord Browne prayed fervently beside the Diana shrine.
The bastard son of Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan left the UK
Pamela Anderson's Top-shelf Idea To Solve Bp Oil Disaster
Malibu, CA - In a stunning turn, recently-displaced Dancing With The Stars contestant Pamela Anderson is donating several hundred of her old breast implants to the U.S. EPA and British Petroleum, in the hopes of
BP Announces New Clean Up Plan - Free Oil!
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Gulf of Mexico - BP announced a new plan to clean up the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill. Today, they will release television commercials and newspaper ads advertising free
Bp Armada of Paddle Boats Heads To Gulf From England
BP announced today that it is launching a green attack on the huge Gulf of Mexico Oil spill. Today ten thousand paddle boats will leave an undisclosed harbor, each being paddled by a Green Piece
Bush Declares "Mission Accomplished" On Bp Oil Spill
Flagstaff, Arizona - Attention turned Wednesday to the giant "Mission Accomplished" sign that once again stood behind President G.W. Bush while in Arizona where he was celebrating Cinco do Mayo.
This is the same
Search for more stories:
Taurus horoscope
Spank yourself silly today because you're been VERY VERY bad. Your irrelevance becomes clear today and you will feel......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.