Stephen Hawking dead - satire links and funny stories
This page is dedicated to Professor Stephen Hawking who died, aged, 67, in 2009. His death is a very sad thing for us all and we wish all those who knew him the very best. Hawking dead is a situation we very much regret, his best seller "A brief history of time" is perhaps the most read and widely understood space-science book of all time. I imagine Darwin's little gem possibly would otherwise beat it in a "science" only category.
Hawking's presence will be very sorely missed. That he died as late as he has is a testament to him.
UPDATE: It appears the Steven Hawking did not die at all - he is very much alive and writing inflammatory stuff about God not being 'all that'. Multi-wicked. In every sense. Love that Dead Hawking.
Hawking's presence will be very sorely missed. That he died as late as he has is a testament to him.
UPDATE: It appears the Steven Hawking did not die at all - he is very much alive and writing inflammatory stuff about God not being 'all that'. Multi-wicked. In every sense. Love that Dead Hawking.
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Stephen Hawking Abducted By Pissed Off Aliens
In a dazzling stream of multi colored lights famous astrophysicist Stephen Hawking was abducted from a Star Trek convention by aliens.
Costumed to honor the retired science officer of the Enterprise Spock, aka Leonard Nimoy,
Contacting Liberal Democrats A "Bad Idea" Says Hawking
Professor Stephen Hawking has warned against attempting to make contact with the Liberal Democrats. The legendary academic understands that finding life in another political party far away may be exciting, but he is concerned that
Robert Pattinson Believes Stephen Hawking Is Right
Robert Pattinson, believes Stephen Hawking, is right we should not contact Aliens, as the outcome could lead to the destruction of the human race.
Hawking speaking with his robotic voice reckons that Aliens coming to earth
Stephen Hawking Admits "I'm An Alien"
Professor Stephen Hawking has finally admitted what we had all suspected for many years. He is, in fact, an alien from the planet Thaal. He was sent to earth in 1964 on a mission to
Cheryl Cole To Marry Stephen Hawking
Cheryl Cole has announced that she has a crush on egg-head spastic Stephen Hawking and wants to marry him, much to the surprise of the mongoloid Hawking who in his now trade mark punchline of
NASA Spy Stewart David Nozette Grasses Up Stephen Hawking As Pentagon Hacker Mckinnon\'s Father
Washington - (Dark Side of the Moonies): Latest FBI espionage scalp Stewart David Nozette is to enter a plea bargain naming fellow conspirator Gary McKinnon as Stephen Hawking\'s firstborn bastard son.
The Pentagon hacker\'s DNA was
Stephen Hawking Will Not Make A Full Recovery After All
The doctors treating the stricken science fiction author Stephen Hawking have embarrassingly changed their original prognosis that he will make a full recovery.
The wheelchair bound professor was admitted to PC World on Oxford Street
Stephen Hawking To Fake His Own Death \'Just Like Princess Diana\'
London - (Preposterous Ass Mess): Shrinks at London\'s Royal Freak Hospital are poised to section Prof Stephen Hawking after his ex-wife complained that he was about to fake his own death \'just like Princess Di\'.
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