Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
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Subo 'Bites' Back!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were last night arguing over her teeth, presumably having nothing better to do since their wealthy husbands are likely away on 'business'. "I refuse to accept she's had any

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Added: 05 May 2010
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Subo Chokes - Fanatics Furious!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were last night planning to storm the headquarters of a famous international fast food chain, after SuBo almost choked on one of their burgers. "This is outrageous!" grumbled a

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Added: 04 May 2010
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Susan Boyle To Help Out Iceland

Susan Boyle has recently given an interview in which she has clearly stated she WILL be available to help out Iceland. Iceland Shops, that is. Susan recently heard about shoppers in Middlesbrough boycotting the Iceland

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Added: 02 May 2010
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Susan Boyle Caught In Vicinity of Bali Gigolo Raid

Bali Beach in Indonesia was the site of a recent raid in which 28 young, attractive "surfer-type" tan, hard-bodied, indescribably handsome, heterosexual men were detained on charges of offering companionship to well-heeled, rich women in

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Added: 02 May 2010
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Subo Fanatics Attend Wealth Contest

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatics from around the world (alright, the USA) were last night converging on Las Vegas for the first annual 'SuBo Fanatic Wealthy Husband Contest'. Arriving in a flurry of red

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Added: 02 May 2010
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Subo Fanatics Decide On Housewarming Gift

After weeks of debate and internal wrangling, members of The Red Cult have finally decided upon a housewarming gift for Susan: a lovely pink and red striped daylily variety called 'Wild Haggis', named after the

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Added: 30 April 2010
Subo Fanatics Buy Her Old House

Subo Fanatics Buy Her Old House

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatics were last night starting yet another collection to buy her old council house. The house will then be dismantled brick-by-brick and rebuilt in California, where it will be blessed

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Added: 28 April 2010
Susan Boyle Flight From Tokyo, Were They All Sedated

Susan Boyle Flight From Tokyo, Were They All Sedated

It is reported that something strange happened to the posh people on the Very Special People's Upper Class section of the flight carrying the Scottish singer, Susan Boyle and her team back from Tokyo to

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Added: 25 April 2010

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