Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Kristen Stewart Worried About Having Robert Pattinson's Baby
Kristen Stewart has admitted that she and Robert Pattison have discussed what their baby would look like and the fact that it would have the blood line of Vlad The Impaler or Dracula in it's
Elin Nordegren Blames Harry Potter For Tiger Woods Divorce
Speaking exclusively to Hollywood Masters magazine, Elin Nordegren today denied that she was ever aware of her husband's indiscretions during their time together, but blamed the golf star's indiscretions on his Magic Wand.
A source told
More Website Clicks Than Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Put Together: The Man With The Word's Smallest Penis
The five-page website of the man with the world's smallest penis is not only back to #1, it now gets more clicks per day that Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson put together!
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Robert Pattinson Meets Kristen Stewart In Transyvania
Kristen Stewart has agreed to go with Robert Pattinson on his search for his ancestry back to Vlad the Impaler or the original Dracula.
The two have met a local historian, Stephen Karlowitz, who is taking
Crocodile Thought To Be Drift Wood, Revealed To Be Robert Pattinson.
Beaches along the English Channel had been reopened and then closed again to swimmers amid reports that the suspected crocodile cum piece of wood, sighted close to busy beaches was in fact "actor" Robert Pattinson.
The
Selena Gomez Goes To Bed With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner - Miley Cyrus Furious
Hollywood - Unconfirmed reports are flooding in with the shock news that wholesome Texan Disney girl next door, Selena Gomez, went to bed in the early hours of this morning with Twilight hunks, Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson Not Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' By Gchq Magazine
Twilight heart throb Robert Pattinson, who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga of movies may have been voted the sexiest man alive by teen readers of several magazines, but GCHQ Magazine was not
Hog Jaw Buggy Whip And Button Hook Factory To Close
Hog Jaw AR: Mayor Titus received a letter today from Secretary of Defense Robert Gates informing the town that the US Armed Forces will no longer be purchasing Buggy Whips and Button Hooks for the
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