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Andy Gray and Richard Keys - the furore might never stop... well, it will in a few days when the Daily Mail finds something else worth fighting for. Good old Daily Mail.

Until then we have the brilliant video and audio recordings to look back on and salivate over. Oh those cads - sexist and sexy - both of them a joy on the Sky Sports News screens on a Soccer Saturday. Gray and Keys must be sincerely wishing that they'd had their mouths removed at birth.

This is a sexism row that I hope never ends.
Senator Richard Shelby Demands Earmark Cash In Unmarked Bills

Senator Richard Shelby Demands Earmark Cash In Unmarked Bills

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: The nations deadly stand off Sen. Richard Shelby entered it 4th day with no end in sight. As the nation's capital cowers Richard Shelby continues to swagger

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 07 February 2010
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Sky News Anchor Kay Burley Facing Calls To Be Axed

Not to be outdone by football sex scandals, MP expense debacles, French lingerie models or Scientologists preaching to Haitian earthquake victims, fans of Aussie pop song strangler Peter Andre, the former husband of Katie Price

 The Spoof
Added: 06 February 2010
Amy Winehouse To Replace Katie Couric On Cbs News

Amy Winehouse To Replace Katie Couric On Cbs News

Representatives of CBS are being quiet and coy about it but word out on the street is that Amy Winehouse will soon replace Katie Couric as anchor person on CBS Evening News. Amy has lately

 The Spoof
Added: 05 February 2010
Ghost of J.d. Salinger To Sue, Haunt Any Paper That Publishes News of Reclusive Writer's Death

Ghost of J.d. Salinger To Sue, Haunt Any Paper That Publishes News of Reclusive Writer's Death

As reclusive in death as in life, J.D. Salinger, the famed author of Catcher in the Rye and probably some other books, has refused to allow the press to acknowledge that the writer died at

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 30 January 2010
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The Daily Discord: Breaking Down News Into Tiny Shards of Sensationalism

How can you people insist Obama hasn't accomplished anything?  He postponed a depression, he put a muzzle on Joe Biden—no easy trick—and he turned global warming into global cooling.  Not bad for one year

 Daily Discord
Added: 28 January 2010
Andy Dick Claims: 'Don't Be A Dick In West Virginia'

Andy Dick Claims: 'Don't Be A Dick In West Virginia'

Andy Dick was arrested in West Virginia during a comedy club booking when his sick brand of humor went a bit too far for authorities in a state not noted for putting up with rampant

 The Spoof
Added: 25 January 2010
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Andy Dick Proves Once Again He Is Nothing But His Last Name

HUNTINGTON, West Virginia - Comedian, and I use the word loosely, Andy Dick, has once again been arrested. This time the twit was arrested at The Rumsfeld Rum Rumor Comedy Club for allegedly fondling the bartender,

 The Spoof
Added: 25 January 2010
Andy Murray Wins, Scotland Can't Believe It And Nadal Looks Up His Kilt!

Andy Murray Wins, Scotland Can't Believe It And Nadal Looks Up His Kilt!

Andy Murray, Great White Hope and Scottish, is slamming aces like a smoking poker player possessed in Australia. He's burning away his opponents just like Sir Jackie Stewart used to and all they can do, is

 The Spoof
Added: 25 January 2010

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