Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Kristen Stewart , Dev Patel To Do Remake of "Spellbound"?
Kristen Stewart who went to India and Bollywood to make a different type of movie than the Twilight role of Isabella, has landed the leading lady role in the remake of "Spellbound", the old romantic
Robert Pattinson Bumps His Head On Cupboard Door - Kristen Stewart Distraught
Twilight fans the world over awoke to a living nightmare this morning as news leaked out that tousle haired Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen, the fiendishly hunky vampire out of the Twilight saga - last
Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner
At a press conference yesterday, actor Robert Pattinson stated that he had apologized to his friend and co-star, Taylor Lautner.
"We got to be friends while doing the Twilight movies and it was my fault, being
Monica Mint Summoned By Harry Redknapp After Man City Draw
Stunning Madrid-based 'impact' striker, Monica Mint, was contacted by Spurs boss Harry Redknapp last night in a desperate attempt to put some fizz into his forwards!
"They all need someone who'll go down 'ard on 'em",
Is Kristen Stewart Playing With Fire?
With all the latest rumors concerning Kristen Stewart and her dating photos with actor Dev Patel, fans are asking if this is not another ruse to keep all their names at the top of both
Robert Pattinson Plans 'Wigwam Weekend' With Kristen Stewart
Romantic Vampire Robert Pattinson is planning a romantic weekend in the Canadian woods with his girlfriend Kristen Stewart.
Before flying off for an on-set conjugal visit, R-Pattz was spotted in an exclusive 'Camping' shop.
"He was asking
Robert Pattinson Plays "Twilight of The Gods" With Kristen Stewart
Suddenly it's become their favourite music. Not the usual choice for young iPod fanatics, hooked on all the pop hits currently doing the rounds.
R-Pattz and K-Stew prefer a far darker sound:
Kristen Stewart Dating Dev Patel In India
So it looks like Kristen Stewart has became tired of Robert Pattinson's jealousy and headed for Bollywood. Now that she's there, she has been seeing a lot of actor, Dev Patel.
Whether the two are serious
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