Michael Jackson funny stories and jokes - satire links and funny stories

Funny stories collected from around the internet about the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. He\'s the freak everyone likes to talk about.

Michael Jackson's death has affected us all, to varying degrees. Much of the internet community is scourging the web for interesting stories about him but truth is there are always some horrible, awful people who want to make fun of him and are searching for jokes about his lifestyle, his nose, children/kiddie jokes and so on.

It's unfair, yes, but it's the way of things. Michael Jackson funny stories are all over the place because he was an extraordarily funny guy. And we mean that in every sense.

Hope you enjoy some of these stories collected from the internet.
Zombie Sightings Reported At Michael Jackson\'s Nighttime Funeral

Zombie Sightings Reported At Michael Jackson\'s Nighttime Funeral

Glendale, California - They\'re back. Well at least for a few minutes anyway before they were all dispatched back to the netherworld from which they originated. I am, of course, talking about "The International \'Thriller\'

 The Spoof
Added: 08 September 2009
Marilyn Manson Purchases Michael Jackson\'s Humanitarian Record

Marilyn Manson Purchases Michael Jackson\'s Humanitarian Record

LOS ANGELES, CA - In an effort to raise money to pay for the King of Pop\'s funeral, the cash-strapped Jackson family auctioned off Michael\'s humanitarian record today to the highest bidder. Going once, going twice...

 The Spoof
Added: 08 September 2009
Michael Jackson\'s Monkey Had Breast Implants

Michael Jackson\'s Monkey Had Breast Implants

Now that everything that could be said about Michael Jackson and the weird happenings around him, two vets from Texas have came forward and told the press that Michael Jackson\'s pet monkey, a male named

 The Spoof
Added: 05 September 2009
The Second Coming of Michael Jackson

The Second Coming of Michael Jackson

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA The numerous Michael Jackson sightings since his tragic death on June 25th gained credibility today when the Jackson family finally revealed that the reason he has yet to be buried is

 The Spoof
Added: 03 September 2009
Michael Jackson Buried With Ted Kennedy

Michael Jackson Buried With Ted Kennedy

Pop star Michael Jackson was finally buried today, weeks after his death, sharing a casket with Senator Ted Kennedy. The joint service was attended by presidents Obama, Clinton and thousands of screaming Japanese teenagers. Jackson, who

 The Spoof
Added: 01 September 2009
Michael Jackson\'s Belated Burial Birthday Bash Goes Global

Michael Jackson\'s Belated Burial Birthday Bash Goes Global

Mexico City, Mexico - Looking like a scene taken right out of the movie "V" or "The Three Amigos", a tsunami of humanity wearing black hats flooded the streets of Mexico City today. It was

 The Spoof
Added: 31 August 2009
Michael Jackson Definitely Alive

Michael Jackson Definitely Alive

It has once again been confirmed that Micahel Jackson is alive and well, this time working as deputy manager serving in the downtown Minnesota branch of Kentrucky Tried Chicken. The manager of the branch, a portly

 The Spoof
Added: 30 August 2009
Jackson Death Ruled As Pathetic

Jackson Death Ruled As Pathetic

Michael Jackson\'s death was pathetic, primarily caused by the powerful anaesthetic Propofol, the Los Angeles coroner has confirmed. (Ucs Entertainment News)The singer suffered a cardiac arrest at his Los Angeles

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 30 August 2009

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