Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories - satire links and funny stories
With hundreds of funny stories, jokes and anecdotes being written about footy, the premiership and "star" players, thought it might be an idea to section them off here and publicise them. Soccer isn't immediately an obvious place for funny stories but with football rivalry being as it is, there's a lot of micky taking going on.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
There are 378 stories about Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories
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Rooney Booed By Chelsea Rent Boys
Eye witness reports have confirmed that dozens of Manchester United fans had to be administered oxygen by paramedics at yesterday's Community Shield Wembley showpiece between Manchester United and Chelsea.
"What's that all about then?" one Manches...
International Football Is Shit, Say Players
International football has been hit by a slew of insulting retirements over the weekend, with at least three players giving notice that they no longer want to play for their countries again, because it is
Chelsea To Swap Peter Crouch For Nicolas Anelka
Straight after losing the Community Shield to Manchester United, Chelsea players gathered in the shower where they unanimously decided to appeal for Abramovich to sign Peter Crouch.
"You've got to hand it to Crouchie. He's
Bill Urges English Football Fans To Follow The Example of The Brazilian Fans And Commit Suicide
In a fiery speech to the people of Bogusshire, Punch-Drunk Bill, the MP for Bougusshire, said English Football Fans are not by no means less brave or less traumatized than the Brazilian fans who committed
Defeat To Germany 'Like Being Castrated' Claim Distraught England Football Fans
Fears of Civil Unrest as Disgruntled Football Supporters Issue Death Threats Against England Players!
General Strike In France, To Prevent Vichy France Football Team Returning Home!
Chumps Elysee, Paris: In events that bear all the hallmarks of another Revolution in France to start the next Republic, the strike of the French National Football team has placed President Sarkastikozy before the
Heskey In, But No Room For Barn Door Or Banjo
Emile Heskey has yet again conned his way into an England squad for the upcoming World Cup in South Africa.
However, its not all sunshine and roses for Heskey. With the FA only able to afford
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