Swine flu - satire links and funny stories

Swine flu - there are so many stories of humor, funny anecdotes and headlines being bandied around that I thought it worthwhile trying to contain them all in one fun and frolicky place. These are necessarily the funniest things but there you go.

If this does go epidemic, hopefully the flu won't spread to yourselves, otherwise that'll be really sad. But this seems to be very similar to the bird flu business so who knows, could all be a storm in a teacup. Which is partially filled with tamiflu.
Osama Bin Laden Accused of Spreading Swine Flu

Osama Bin Laden Accused of Spreading Swine Flu

Born in Saudi Arabia to a Yemeni family, Bin Laden left Saudi Arabia in 1979 to fight against the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. Now he is being accused of spreading the notorious swine flu. In a

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Added: 30 April 2009
Miley Cyrus Falls On Her Face While On Stage; Swine Flu Suspected

Miley Cyrus Falls On Her Face While On Stage; Swine Flu Suspected

Gaston, MO - During the first act of the long anticipated Miley Cyrus concert currently playing at the Municipal Auditorium in downtown Gaston, the audience had a real surprise when headliner Miley Cyrus fell flat

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Added: 30 April 2009
As Swine Flu Spreads, Octomom Still Wants Kids To Have Piggy For A Pet?

As Swine Flu Spreads, Octomom Still Wants Kids To Have Piggy For A Pet?

Los Angeles, California - Consistent in her denial that she does not regret her decision to exercise the selective reduction (abortion) option her pediatrician presented to her early in her pregnancy, OctoMom says she is

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Added: 30 April 2009
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Swine Flu Jokes Fly At Nyc Mayor's Speech On Subject

Mayor Bloomberg's news conference on the flu Tuesday was interrupted by several sneezes and coughs - including one big coughing spell and grunting he faked. The mayor was counseling against too much handshaking, even as he

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Added: 30 April 2009
Why Swine Flu Hit America, Mexico First?

Why Swine Flu Hit America, Mexico First?

The Swine Flu epidemic has reached Mexico and the United States. This new mutated strand of influenza starts as a normal flu, then turns fat people the rest of the way into pigs, after eating

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Added: 29 April 2009
Top 11 Geek Defenses For Swine Flu

Top 11 Geek Defenses For Swine Flu

Cryogenically freeze self until epidemic passes

 BBSpot
Added: 29 April 2009
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Hollywood Mourns Porky Pig As Swine Flu Pandemic Sweeps Mexico!

Hollywood, CA - Hollywood is in mourning after the body of Warner Brothers star Porky Pig was found this morning at his home in Acalpulco, Mexico where he retired from a 60 year film careera

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Added: 29 April 2009
British Family Returns From Mexico Without Swine 'Flu

British Family Returns From Mexico Without Swine 'Flu

There was good news for a British family tonight after they returned to the UK from their Mexican holiday, safe and sound without having caught the potentially-deadly Swine 'Flu. The Macawber family, from Chichester, spent three

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Added: 29 April 2009

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