Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell - The X Factor - satire links and funny stories

This is a page dedicated to all the funny stories about Cheryl Cole - Ashley - and Simon Cowell, all the best stories that are bound to come out over the next month or so. They are hilarious and all the humour to be had out of the press and media hullabaloo. It's also about the X-Factor which has something to do with it, you know, the bands, the acts, the judges spats - everything! It's got Divas dancing everywhere and absolutely no-one pulling in one direction.

Jump headway, if you like into the spats between gorgeous Cheryl Cole (who apparently likes Newcastle) and the bizarelly coiffured Simon Cowell. She also has a famous premiership husband/not-husband Ashley, who it appears has perhaps maybe put it about a bit over the past few months.

Love it or hate it, the X-Factor is always full of funny stories and a good laugh. And the public absolutely love Cheryl and Ashley. They're like the new Beckhams but fun! The X-Factor 2010 is running right now and is full of great acts.
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Ferguson To Ban Touchlines

After the Football Association banned Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson from the touchline for five matches, Ferguson has responded by banning all Manchester United employees from engaging with touchlines at any time.

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Added: 17 March 2011
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Justin Bieber And Cheryl Cole To Appear Together On "Glee"

HOLLYWOOD - It looks like 17-year-old Justin Bieber has gotten his wish. His agent has just worked out a deal where he will get to appear with the one woman that he has a first

 The Spoof
Added: 10 March 2011
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Sir Alex Ferguson Pleased To See Rangers Back On Track

Walter Smith, having banished Sally McCoist to a golf course in Crieff, is reported to have discussed his present Rangers team's performances with true blue, once a Ger always a Ger, Sir Alex Ferguson. Hothead Sally,

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Added: 08 March 2011
Concern Rises As Police Hunt For Missing Jedward's Hair

Concern Rises As Police Hunt For Missing Jedward's Hair

Concerns are escalating today as police step-up their nationwide search for Jedward's hair. The X-Factor losers were made famous for their out of tune singing and twee Irish accents back in 2009. The duo gained notoriety

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Added: 07 March 2011
Simon Cowell Is Touting Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole To Replace His Ex-wife Cheryl Cole As A Judge On "X-Factor"

Simon Cowell Is Touting Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole To Replace His Ex-wife Cheryl Cole As A Judge On "X-Factor"

LONDON - Simon Cowell, who Queen Elizabeth II herself has remarked will soon become the richest man in The United Kingdom, has stated who he would like to see replace Cheryl Cole as judge on

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Added: 07 March 2011
Aston Villa's Ashley Young Gladly Accepts Queen Elizabeth's Invitation To Attend Prince William And Kate Middleton's Wedding

Aston Villa's Ashley Young Gladly Accepts Queen Elizabeth's Invitation To Attend Prince William And Kate Middleton's Wedding

BIRMINGHAM, England - Twenty-five-year-old football star Ashley Young has just received the thrill of his young life. He recently received a personal invitation from Queen Elizabeth II, to attend her grandson Prince William's wedding to Kate

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Added: 05 March 2011
"Ashley Young Decides To Sign Liverpool After Seeing Mu Crash"  Reveals Houllier

"Ashley Young Decides To Sign Liverpool After Seeing Mu Crash" Reveals Houllier

Reports are trickling down the wires this morning that Aston Villa's brilliant play-maker, Ashley Young, a prime summer target for Sir Alex Ferguson, is set to shock pundits and sign for Liverpool. According to Aston

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Added: 03 March 2011
Ancelloti Denies Losing Control

Ancelloti Denies Losing Control

Beleaguered Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelloti has vehemently denied that there are disciplinary problems at Stamford Bridge or that his players are out of control. The claims surfaced after left back Ashley Cole was the subject of

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Added: 03 March 2011

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