Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories - satire links and funny stories
With hundreds of funny stories, jokes and anecdotes being written about footy, the premiership and "star" players, thought it might be an idea to section them off here and publicise them. Soccer isn't immediately an obvious place for funny stories but with football rivalry being as it is, there's a lot of micky taking going on.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
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Fabio Capello's English National Team Has Been Given Some "Ball Pointers" From Dr. Andy Harland
LONDON - Dr. Andy Harland is the designer of the new Adidas Jabulani football that will be used in the World Cup matches.
Dr. Andy, as he is called by is wife and most of his
Blue Square For Beckham
Blue Square Premier club Grimsby Town pulled of the scoop of the decade today, when they signed David Beckham.
Grimsby, who were relegated from league 2 last season, is sponsored by Olds Sea Foods, one of
Did Selena Gomez Really Go Dogging With Stan Collymore?
My source, eccentric English film producer/director, Buffty Ginslinger, was telling anyone who cared to listen to him in a Soho watering hole that Disney actress/singer Selena Gomez spent the greater part of last night out
Jose Mourinho Snubs Real Madrid For Portsmouth
Sources revealed today that Jose Mourinho has indeed quit as head coach of newly crowned European champions Inter Milan, but that he won't be going to Real Madrid after all.
Because he's already signed a deal
Jose Mourinho's Real of Fortune
Jose Mourinho will lead out his Inter Milan side against Bayern Munich on Saturday to compete for the biggest prize in football.
A coaching job at Real Madrid.
First of all he needs his Italian side to
Liverpool Unveil Big Name Star
Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez confirmed in an interview yesterday that the Merseyside club have already made the biggest-name signing this summer is likely to produce, when they secured the signature of the Hull City substitute,
FA Cup Stolen By Pikeys
Metropolitan Police Detectives are speaking to a number of people following the disappearance of the famous old FA Cup trophy from victorious Chelsea FC's Park Lane Hotel.
Having earlier defeated Portsmouth 1-0 in the showcase Wembley
Hull City Appoint Phil Brown Head Groundsman
Hull City shocked their fans and the rest of the footballing world earlier this afternoon, by offering former manager Phil Brown, who was placed on gardening leave towards the end of last season, the exciting
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