Swine flu - satire links and funny stories

Swine flu - there are so many stories of humor, funny anecdotes and headlines being bandied around that I thought it worthwhile trying to contain them all in one fun and frolicky place. These are necessarily the funniest things but there you go.

If this does go epidemic, hopefully the flu won't spread to yourselves, otherwise that'll be really sad. But this seems to be very similar to the bird flu business so who knows, could all be a storm in a teacup. Which is partially filled with tamiflu.
Miss Piggy Dies of Swine Flu

Miss Piggy Dies of Swine Flu

Miss Piggy, actress and star of television, stage, and screen, has become the first celebrity victim of the Swine Flu Epidemic. The 39 year old actress passed away at Hollywood Hills Hospital surrounded by family,

 The Spoof
Added: 28 April 2009
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Swine Flu Cooties On The Rise In Mexico As Pandemic Looms!

Mexico City - Mexican public health officials have advised visitors and citizens 'to please drink the water' in hopes of eradicating the severe Swine Flu outbreak that has closed all public buildings and threatens the

 The Spoof
Added: 28 April 2009
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You Will Die of Swine Flu Really Soon

As more and more cases of swine flu are confirmed across the United States, experts throughout the nation have become increasingly certain that most likely, you will die from it really soon.

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 28 April 2009
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Swine Flu Or Swine Flew?

DES MOINES, IA - As the cases of Swine Flu continue to multiply around the globe, a parallel outbreak of Swine Flew is plaguing farmers and rural residents throughout the U.S. Iowa hog farmer David Lyons

 The Spoof
Added: 27 April 2009
Angelina Jolie And The Swine Flu

Angelina Jolie And The Swine Flu

Today actress Angelina Jolie visits a farm to adopt a pig named Bradston who is afflicted with the pandemic swine flu. She says, its the least she can do to help out during the potential

 The Spoof
Added: 26 April 2009
Health Secretary Tells Travellers: If You Want To Avoid Swine Flu Don't Sleep With Pigs.   Vatican Condemns Bestiality

Health Secretary Tells Travellers: If You Want To Avoid Swine Flu Don't Sleep With Pigs. Vatican Condemns Bestiality

LONDON, UK: In a major effort to prevent the spread of swine flu, the Health Department has issued the following caveat to travelers: Enjoy your overseas holiday but don't sleep with pigs. A newly released report

 The Spoof
Added: 26 April 2009

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