Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell - The X Factor - satire links and funny stories

This is a page dedicated to all the funny stories about Cheryl Cole - Ashley - and Simon Cowell, all the best stories that are bound to come out over the next month or so. They are hilarious and all the humour to be had out of the press and media hullabaloo. It's also about the X-Factor which has something to do with it, you know, the bands, the acts, the judges spats - everything! It's got Divas dancing everywhere and absolutely no-one pulling in one direction.

Jump headway, if you like into the spats between gorgeous Cheryl Cole (who apparently likes Newcastle) and the bizarelly coiffured Simon Cowell. She also has a famous premiership husband/not-husband Ashley, who it appears has perhaps maybe put it about a bit over the past few months.

Love it or hate it, the X-Factor is always full of funny stories and a good laugh. And the public absolutely love Cheryl and Ashley. They're like the new Beckhams but fun! The X-Factor 2010 is running right now and is full of great acts.
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Chelsea V Mu: "We'll Come Out Guns Blazing" Warns Ashley Cole

STAMFORD BRIDGE: Chelsea will come out with all guns blazing when they play Manchester United tonight. "If those Red bastards think they're gonna get out of here in one piece they can think

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Added: 02 March 2011
Ashley Cole Now Less Popular Than The Ebola Virus Survey Says

Ashley Cole Now Less Popular Than The Ebola Virus Survey Says

A recent survey by pollsters YouGov has revealed that Ashley Cole is now less popular than the Ebola virus. This has come on the back of recent allegations made by the News of the World

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Added: 01 March 2011
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Ashley Cole In 5 Million 'Russian Roulette' Lawsuit Accused of Using Intern As Sniper Practice

London - "Makes you wonder if the ex-mother in law was right about 'pistols under the pillow' in the former matrimonial bed!" the Cole family's cleaning woman told reporters at lunchtime. There's been no

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Added: 28 February 2011
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Ashley Cole Shoots - It's In The Back of The Neck!

As a defender, Ashley Cole doesn't get many shooting opportunities. So when one comes along he tries to make it count. At a training session last weekend, it has been reported that the Chelsea player

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Added: 28 February 2011
Mrs Gaddafi Blames Husband's Voluptuous Blond Ukranian Wet Nurse Galyna Kolotnytska

Mrs Gaddafi Blames Husband's Voluptuous Blond Ukranian Wet Nurse Galyna Kolotnytska

Bab al-Azizia, Libya - Mrs Fatima Cheryl Cole Gaddafi has vented her fury at the decrepit old bastard who's fired rockets at the Libyan people. "He's not the Leader of the Revolution, he's a very naughty

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Added: 26 February 2011
Simon Cowell Signs Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole To A $16 Million Contract To Appear On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

Simon Cowell Signs Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole To A $16 Million Contract To Appear On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - The founder and CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell is brimming with pride as he has finally signed fellow Britisher Cheryl Cole to appear as a judge on his new American version

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Added: 08 February 2011
John Terry Denies Chasing £65m Cheryl Cole

John Terry Denies Chasing £65m Cheryl Cole

Chelsea Captain and England stalwart, John Terry, issued a denial last night, that he was going back into the market for £65m 'out-of-contract' ex WAG Cheryl Cole. Rumours that Terry might have been after Cole began

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Added: 08 February 2011
Overweight Cheryl Cole Has Sinking Feeling In Venice

Overweight Cheryl Cole Has Sinking Feeling In Venice

CHERYL Cole is the face about to launch a thousand quips. Pix of her in Venice this weekend show her bloated and - no other word for it - FAT! And as if to prove

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Added: 08 February 2011

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