The Pope, God, gays, paedophiles, priests, Muslims & Islam - satire links and funny stories

The Pope - is there anything he can do that God isn't likely to punish him for? I don't know - and perhaps that seems like editorialising. Because it is. Welcome to the Vatican, we got fun and games! Goooo God with that wacky sense of humour (humor? Is God American?)

These days The Pope and the rest of the Vatican really is losing all sense of perspective and humour - simultaneously! How very 21st Century! Anyway, this Irish/Italian Pope guy seems nice enough, he apologises for this and that. And then covers up for paedophile priests and refuses to release the details to the police. Ho-hum. The Vatican isn't formally even recognised as a true country or state by most of the world, and we seem to be giving these guys a really easy time just because they "believe" in something that can't be seen, photographed, filmed, or (let's be honest) experienced in any way at all. Faith? Yeah, right - I have faith that there's an awful lot of law-breaking going on that your God would have something to say about

It seems that no-one is safe from the wrath of Muslims these days, especially foolish Pope type people who decide it's a really good idea to side-swipe an entire populace with dumb remarks about Islam and the Islamic people. I guess whilst we in the West continue to bring up things about warmongering, how "Islam" is a language of terrorism, and so on, these things are just going to continue bating the ire of Muslims and other Islamic folk. Everyone worships the same God, people. Have a sense of humour!

Until then, the satire and parody writers will knock themselves out with funny story after stories and we have the following batch of parody stories to tell you about:
Pope Benedict Goes To Wrong Cathedral In Westminster

Pope Benedict Goes To Wrong Cathedral In Westminster

The Pope made a very common - but highly embarrassing - mistake when he tried to take mass yesterday in London. He initially turned up at Westminster Abbey - knowing that is where the Kings

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Added: 19 September 2010
Pope In 'Spontaneous Combustion' Horror

Pope In 'Spontaneous Combustion' Horror

LONDON: Fears for the safety of the Pope on his UK Visit were realised when smoke then flames were seen coming from his Papal robes as he was delivering a speech denying any Catholic 'cover-ups'

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Added: 19 September 2010
Five Paedophile Suspects Arrested In Pretend Pope Plot

Five Paedophile Suspects Arrested In Pretend Pope Plot

Believers say "It's a miracle!" as Pope appears in Five Places at Once but Vigilant Police Soon Smell a Rat. Five alleged members of a paedophile ring are in custody today as police uncovered a plot

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Added: 18 September 2010
Pope Benedict Requests Visit To Govan Bar

Pope Benedict Requests Visit To Govan Bar

Insiders today related that Pope Benedict XVI requested to be taken to the Govan bar where popular comedy show Rab C Nesbitt is filmed. To the horror of his minders. Despite the Pope's repeated requests that he

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Added: 17 September 2010
Pope Floors Protester, All Hell Breaks Loose

Pope Floors Protester, All Hell Breaks Loose

The Pope's visit to the British Isles apparently got off to a bad start today when allegedly after an awkward exchange with Prince Phillip who had blunderingly asked the pontiff "Your wife not

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Added: 17 September 2010
Pope Levitates In Front of 10,000 Devotees

Pope Levitates In Front of 10,000 Devotees

Pope Benedict XVI stunned thousands of devoted spectators at the first open-air public event of his UK tour when, halfway through his speech, he began to rise from the ground and remained hanging 10 feet

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Added: 17 September 2010
Pope To Meet The Queen And Try And Convert Her

Pope To Meet The Queen And Try And Convert Her

A secret dossier has been leaked onto WikiLeaks about the Pope's real plans for his visit to the UK. As part of his visit he will visit Queen Elizabeth, who is head of the Church

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Added: 17 September 2010
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Miracles In The Wake of The Pope's Visit

All doubts about the supernatural powers of the Pope have been dispelled by a series of extraordinary events that have coincided with his visit to Scotland. The Pope kissed a baby which then sprouted angelic wings

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Added: 17 September 2010

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