Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories - satire links and funny stories
With hundreds of funny stories, jokes and anecdotes being written about footy, the premiership and "star" players, thought it might be an idea to section them off here and publicise them. Soccer isn't immediately an obvious place for funny stories but with football rivalry being as it is, there's a lot of micky taking going on.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
There are 378 stories about Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories
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John Terry's Dad Admits "My Son Is A Footballer"
Woking Crown Court heard today that Edward Terry admitted being the father of a footballer. Terry, 56, admitted supplying the world with a center half and is expected to be found guilty. He faces a
Trading Suspended On Capello Index
The Capello Index, a controversial fantasy soccer website named after England head coach Fabio Capello, has been put on ice until after the World Cup following an outcry from the British press, fans and the
Carlo Ancelloti Is Writing Happy Ending For Chelsea - And He Gets It!
Carlo Ancelloti has had to adapt 'big time' to British Soccer after 33 years of playing and coaching in Italy.
One thing that he has had to deal with, of course, are the sexual appetites of
Didier Drogba Launches New Range of Dummies And Rattles
Chelsea centre forward Didier Drogba is set to open a shop in West London selling his own designer range of baby clothes and toys.
The 6 foot 2 inch Ivory Coast international made the decision
Redknapp Award Investigated By Police
Harry "Dodgy Geezer" Redknapp's manager of the year award is to be investigated by the fraud squad following allegations that for the second year running the rightful recipient had missed out. Roy Hodgson, manager of
Liverpool Sign World's Oldest Player
Following their signing of a dead Croatian footballer, Liverpool have now completed the signing of the oldest footballer in the world. Frank Dellin, 74, has signed for the Reds from non-league Woodbury FC. The transfer
Tottenham Go Into Administration
Football's recent financial woes continue with the news that Tottenham Hotspur, one of England's largest and most successful clubs last night entered administration. Success on the pitch this season has been overshadowed by the news
Rafa Benitez To Replace Sir Alex Ferguson
Rafa Benitez is being lined up as the shock choice to replace Sir Alex Ferguson as manager of Manchester United. When Ferguson eventually retires Old Trafford chiefs plan to appoint Benitez.
The announcement shocked many at
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