Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
Widdecombe, Wagner, Mckeith And Subo Form 'Unbeatable  Celebrity Super Group'

Widdecombe, Wagner, Mckeith And Subo Form 'Unbeatable Celebrity Super Group'

[SPOILERS ALERT] They're known as the 'Duffers' and 'Spoilers' of TV Celeb shows. The eccentric untalented annoying ones. Yet the viewing public consistently votes to keep them in, getting rid of more supposedly worthy and

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Added: 23 November 2010
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Susan Boyle 'Sexed Up' In New Album

Susan Boyle's follow up Album to her runaway debut success, 'I dreamed a dream' was released in Los Angles last night to huge controversy. With millions of sales behind her, expectation was high, but she

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Added: 23 November 2010
'Genital Warts Ruining Her Vocal Chords'  Theory As Susan Boyle Pulls Out Early From Bribed of Britain Awards

'Genital Warts Ruining Her Vocal Chords' Theory As Susan Boyle Pulls Out Early From Bribed of Britain Awards

London - (Premature Exacerbation Mess): She was to have sung 'Hound Dog' for Monday's Daily Smrearer-sponsored ceremony in front of Charles and Camilla. But an emergency check-up on a sore throat has found a cluster of

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Added: 06 November 2010
Subo Fanatics Launch Musical Toilet Seat!

Subo Fanatics Launch Musical Toilet Seat!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today launched a SuBo musical toilet seat. "Well, we're not in this for the money of course, but we thought we'd start selling something that no fanatic would

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Added: 31 October 2010
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Susan Boyle: Mass Apology From Contrite Spoof Writers

A substantial group of deeply shamed spoof writers gathered in the great hall of Acton Central Station last night to beg forgiveness for writing obscenities about Miss Susan Boyle. This 'clear the air' meeting was called

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Added: 30 October 2010
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Subo's Third Cd Revealed!

Hot on the heels of Susan Boyle's impending second album, details of her third CD are starting to emerge. "We have analysed her demographic, and come to the conclusion that only very old religious women with

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Added: 24 October 2010
Only In America - Don King Wants To Promote Boxing Match Between Susan Boyle And Mary Byrne

Only In America - Don King Wants To Promote Boxing Match Between Susan Boyle And Mary Byrne

Rumour has it that fight mogul Don King is on the verge of offering Susan Boyle and Mary Byrne out of the X-Factor a multi million dollar contract to fight at Madison Square Garden next

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Added: 24 October 2010
Keith Richards Says 'Ruby Tuesday' Written About Susan Boyle

Keith Richards Says 'Ruby Tuesday' Written About Susan Boyle

London, England-- Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards claims the song 'Ruby Tuesday' was written about Susan Boyle, when she was just a little girl. Keith says the band was passing through Scotland in early

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Added: 16 October 2010

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