Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories - satire links and funny stories
With hundreds of funny stories, jokes and anecdotes being written about footy, the premiership and "star" players, thought it might be an idea to section them off here and publicise them. Soccer isn't immediately an obvious place for funny stories but with football rivalry being as it is, there's a lot of micky taking going on.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
There are 378 stories about Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories
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Manchester United Is World's Stupidest Club Says High-IQ Society
Manchester United is still the most stupid football club in the world, according to the world's leading high IQ society.
The Premier League title holders, who came second in a list compiled by the Education Secretary
Adrian Chiles Quits West Brom For Wolves
Adrian Chiles, television presenter, beard grower and Christine Bleakley fancier has announced that he is quitting as West Bromwich Albion's number 1 fan. He has decided to move to their rivals Wolverhampton Wanderers. Chiles made
Adrian Chiles Throws A Strop And Heads To Commercial Tv
The One Show has become The None Show - Furious presenters have reacted with anger to the news that Chris Evans will present the Friday version of The One Show.
Adrian Chiles has quit.
"I've had
Benitez: Chelsea Will Win The League!
In a new interview with The Spoof, Rafa Benitez has openly admitted his hatred for Alex Ferguson, suggesting that he would rather lose the final match of the season to Chelsea rather than see Ferguson
Delia Smith Streaks Across The Pitch Naked As Norwich City Are Promoted
Canary's fans all over the world were celebrating today as Norwich City returned to the Championship at their first attempt after being relegated to the first division last season.
The happiest Norwich City supporter though was
Football: Tables Turn As Pirates Hunt Pompey
Light at the end of the tunnel for Portsmouth FC as possibility emerges of sea-borne salvation
Liverpool Put Up For Sale
Liverpool has been put up for sale. It is thought to be the first time that the UK Government has decided to sell an entire city. A buyer is hoped to be found before the
Liverpool F.c. Sold To Owners of Taco Bell
Following the recent announcement that the Liverpool Football Club was up for sale, American food conglomerate, Yum Brands, has reportedly stepped in with an attractive offer to assume full ownership.
While team co-owners Tom Hicks and
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