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Susan Boyle Calls Lou Reed A "Durty Sassenach" Because He Won't Let Her Sing His Song "Perfect Day" On America's Got Talent

Scots singer Susan Boyle burst into tears and started cursing at people at Los Angeles because Lou Reed refused to allow her to sing his song "Perfect Day" on America's Got Talent. The 49-year old prima

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Added: 09 September 2010
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'Simon Cowell Ate My Beaver!' Sobs 'Britain's Got Talent' Victim

Distraught talent-show contestant Marlene Ling claims that 'Baps', her trained beaver, was killed, cooked in a stir-fry Thai Red Curry and eaten by TV supremo Simon Cowell. "I'm gutted. Just like my poor Baps." sobbed

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Added: 09 September 2010
Tropical Storm Hermine Disappoints Cable News Networks

Tropical Storm Hermine Disappoints Cable News Networks

MIAMI - Forecasters say Tropical Storm Hermine (hur-MEEN') has crossed into Texas. Hermine rolled into Texas Tuesday morning with maximum sustained winds of 60 mph (95 km), disappointing all cable news networks (CNN, Fox News, MSNBC,

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Added: 08 September 2010
America's Got Talent's Ten-year-old Jackie Evancho Says "Please Do Not Compare Me To Those Two Lip Syncers Britney Spears And Ashlee Simpson"

America's Got Talent's Ten-year-old Jackie Evancho Says "Please Do Not Compare Me To Those Two Lip Syncers Britney Spears And Ashlee Simpson"

PITTSBURGH - Little ten-year-old America's Got Talent singing sensation Jackie Evancho, said that she is thrilled that everyone absolutely loves her. She said that the only thing that disappointed her was that a lot of people

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Added: 06 September 2010
America's Got Talent's Prince Poppycock Says He Has Fallen In Love With Adam Lambert

America's Got Talent's Prince Poppycock Says He Has Fallen In Love With Adam Lambert

HOLLYWOOD - The infamously flamboyant Prince Poppycock has confessed to America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Pixie Stick" Cannon that he has developed a crush on Adam Lambert. When asked by Cannon what it is about

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Added: 31 August 2010
Sexy Singer Kylie Minogue Wins Over The America's Got Talent Audience

Sexy Singer Kylie Minogue Wins Over The America's Got Talent Audience

HOLLYWOOD - As America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Pogo Stick" Cannon watched from off stage he knew that the Australian singing guest Kylie Minogue would be a hit. And judging from the reaction of the

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Added: 27 August 2010
America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock Performs Dressed As A Sailor, And Little Anna And Patryk Burn Up The Dance Floor

America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock Performs Dressed As A Sailor, And Little Anna And Patryk Burn Up The Dance Floor

HOLLYWOOD - America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Yardstick" Cannon said that the competition is really heating up. The lucky man who is married to the extremely talented and sexy Mariah Carey said that two of

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Added: 26 August 2010
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Snooki's Charges Misrepresented By Major News Agencies

It doesn't matter that "Jersey Shore" castmember Snooki Polizzi looks like a tangerine-colored manatee. She is now a defendant in a quasi-criminal case before a New Jersey Municipal court, and the major news agencies

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Added: 20 August 2010

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