Michael Jackson funny stories and jokes - satire links and funny stories

Funny stories collected from around the internet about the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. He\'s the freak everyone likes to talk about.

Michael Jackson's death has affected us all, to varying degrees. Much of the internet community is scourging the web for interesting stories about him but truth is there are always some horrible, awful people who want to make fun of him and are searching for jokes about his lifestyle, his nose, children/kiddie jokes and so on.

It's unfair, yes, but it's the way of things. Michael Jackson funny stories are all over the place because he was an extraordarily funny guy. And we mean that in every sense.

Hope you enjoy some of these stories collected from the internet.
Michael Jackson's Estate Announces Plan To Buy Paul The Octopus's Carcass

Michael Jackson's Estate Announces Plan To Buy Paul The Octopus's Carcass

As part of a fund raising effort the estate of Michael Jackson announced this week a plan to purchase the remains of celebrated animal psychic, Paul the Octopus. Rumors suggest the plan also involves

 The Spoof
Added: 30 October 2010
George Michael In Nuclear Submarine Driving Accident

George Michael In Nuclear Submarine Driving Accident

Public toilet-frequenting pop star George Michael is in trouble with authorities again, after yet another driving accident. However, this one was whilst at the helm of a nuclear submarine. The Careless Whisper singer has only

 The Spoof
Added: 22 October 2010
Michael Mcintyre Isn't Chinese - And That's Official

Michael Mcintyre Isn't Chinese - And That's Official

Stand up comic Michael McIntyre last night confirmed on the Paul O'Grady Show that he is not actually half Chinese or Japanese. Contrary to rumours circulated by stupid, dumb assed step daughters who believe everything they

 The Spoof
Added: 17 October 2010
Ed Elasticband Benefits Millionaires With Free Children

Ed Elasticband Benefits Millionaires With Free Children

The leader of the labour Party, Ed Elasticband MP, has announced today, that he is going to give all millionaires free children, as a new form, of child benefit, amidst criticising David Cameron, for announcing

 The Spoof
Added: 12 October 2010
Michael Vick Injures His Hold-a-dog-underwater-until-it's-dead Muscle.

Michael Vick Injures His Hold-a-dog-underwater-until-it's-dead Muscle.

During last week's game against the Washington Redskins, whose quarterback looked eerily familiar, especially when he started throw passes to his receivers' ankles, Eagles Starting QB / Animal Rights Spokesperson Michael Vick was injured, necessitati...

 The Spoof
Added: 08 October 2010
Michael Eavis To Sell Shares In Worthy Farm

Michael Eavis To Sell Shares In Worthy Farm

Michael Eavis, founder of the Glastonbury festival and man with his head on upside-down, has today announced privately that he is to offer shares in his farm, the home of the World Famous Glastonbury Festival

 The Spoof
Added: 03 October 2010
Madonna Breaks Photoshop: "Trying To Make Her Not Look Like Iggy Pop In A Wig Was Too Much."

Madonna Breaks Photoshop: "Trying To Make Her Not Look Like Iggy Pop In A Wig Was Too Much."

Adobe executives are threatening strong legal action, after 60-something has-been Madonna was found to be the cause behind every licensed copy of Adobe's Photoshop, the Auto-tune of retouching software. And the proof is in the photos.

 The Spoof
Added: 02 October 2010
Michael Jackson Returns As New Leader of North Korea

Michael Jackson Returns As New Leader of North Korea

The world was left stunned today after Michael Jackson (Mi Jong-son) was unveiled as the new leader of North Korea. Speculation was rife that Kim Jong-il's son would take over the role, however few realised

 The Spoof
Added: 28 September 2010

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