Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories - satire links and funny stories
With hundreds of funny stories, jokes and anecdotes being written about footy, the premiership and "star" players, thought it might be an idea to section them off here and publicise them. Soccer isn't immediately an obvious place for funny stories but with football rivalry being as it is, there's a lot of micky taking going on.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
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Wayne Rooney And Manchester United Limp Out of The Champions League
England's last hope of having a team in the semi-finals of the Champion's League for the eighth year in a row ended as Manchester United were knocked out by Bayern Munich.
Europe celebrated as the English
Burnley Footballer Missing Scotland Goes To The Pub At Half Time
Kevin McDonald, incurred the wrath of his bosses at Burnley FC when he went for a pint and a half with his dad after being substituted at half time. Burnley lost the match 6-1 against
Obscure, Unusual And Just Plain Weird Sports Associations
Anyone who has caught the tail end of a 30-minute news broadcast on a slow news day knows that there are a myriad of people in the world with an [...]
World Cup In Danger As "Boer" Eugene Terreblanche Is "Topped" By Black Farmers Boys!
Loveable "Boer" Eugene Terreblanche and leader of the AWB (Afrikaans White Boys party) was murdered by two black farmer boys last Saturday and this event has caused massive doubts about the World Cup being held
Ashley Cole Texts Coleen Rooney In Fresh Upset For Cheryl, Sir Alex, Carlo, John Terry & Wayne
A furious row broke out this morning between the Coles and the Rooneys after Ashley Cole furiously denied sending photographs of himself to Coleen Rooney. With Cheryl thinking about forgiving Ashley for previous
Frank Bruno To Fight Frank Lampard In Dubai
It's just been confirmed that Frank Bruno, former heavyweight champion, is to come out of retirement to fight Chelsea midfield star Frank Lampard in Dubai. The fight is being billed as a tribute to the
Carlos Tevez To Move Back To Man United
In one of the most stunning, not to mention, bizarre turns in the world of football, Argentinian striker Carlos Tevez announced that he was quitting Manchester City and going back to Manchester United.
Tevez left United
Geordie Joy As Newcastle United Return To The Premier League
The streets of Newcastle were tonight awash with celebrating Geordies as they saluted the Magpies return to the Premier League, the place where they belong apparently.
Among the revellers were celebrity supporters including Ant and Dec,
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