Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
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Susan Boyle Misery At Blood Diamond Headlines Exclusion

The Hague - (Haemorrhage News): Oh, the sheer bloody unfairness of it all! The singer is said to be feeling upset this week that lesser divas are hogging all the limelight at the Prince Charles Taylor

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Added: 11 August 2010
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Subo Fanatics Create Subo Clone!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they have successfully cloned SuBo. "We managed to grab some of her hair when we lunged at her in New York," confirmed a fanatic. "Our

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Added: 06 August 2010
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Lady Gaga And Susan Boyle To Tour

Lady Gaga has stunned her fans this morning with the news that she will tour later this year with Britain's Got Talent chump Susan Boyle on a Europe-wide schedule that will take in all of

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Added: 02 August 2010
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Lady Gaga To Duet With Susan Boyle

Snoop Dogg, Elaine Page, 50 Cent, John Barrowman and many many others have expressed a desire to cash in on the unlikely global success of Susan Boyle, but now it is the turn of the

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Added: 01 August 2010
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Susan Boyle Will Do Two Songs In Transformers 3

The latest news from this much anticipated movie has it that Susan Boyle will be doing two songs in the action-packed drama. With plenty of skimpy costumes along with the action, what else does the

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Added: 31 July 2010
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Subo Fanatics In Quilt Safety Recall!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today issued an emergency quilt safety recall, after it was discovered the quilt presented to Susan by the loonies has a dangerous level of 'banned and damned'

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Added: 29 July 2010
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Subo Fanatics Elect New Board Members!

The chief fanatics at the Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loony's favourite meeting place have today announced their new line-up of Board members. The meeting place, recently bought out by the fanatics themselves, has

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Added: 23 July 2010
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Subo Fanatics Call In An Exorcist!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have been forced to call in an exorcist, after apparently being possessed by an influx of purple scarves. The scarves, which they allege can breathe fire, have been

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Added: 22 July 2010

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