The Lemon Press - Parody and satire stories

Following news this week that the Prime Minister has ordered Cabinet members to focus on the concept of 'people power' in interviews and statements, Mr Cameron has since gone a stage further, outlining and showcasing

A tired-looking, disheveled former BP CEO Tony Hayward was today quoted as saying that he would "quite like his wife back" as he sat in the waiting room of his local hospital while his spouse

Pakistan's President Asif Ali Zardari has reluctantly returned to his homeland after facing a tide of international criticism for being out of the country during the flood crisis. As the disaster has unfolded, with heavy monsoon

A Glasgow takeaway which found itself at the centre of national controversy when it was revealed to have been inadvertently selling meat from cloned cattle has made a public announcement expressing its shock, horror, and anger about

In a display of fully unmitigated not giving a shit, Prime Minister David Cameron completely laid the smack down this week with his comments about the support provided by the Pakistan secret service to the

Friends: The Movie (2010) Cast: Cate Blanchett replaces Lisa Kudrow, who refused to sell out to this blatant money-making exercise.  The rest of the original cast returns, including Matthew Perry, who will surely now be set

The Twilight release: the time of year when vampires meet neurotic teenagers and they form quasi-abusive and seriously unhealthy relationships. Oh, and there are werewolves that run around topless. That's important. Let's not forget that.  But

Concerned barbershop owner George Cameron has today announced his intention to change the name of his business. In recent days, "Cameron’s Cuts" has seen a dramatic downturn in footfall, which George attributes to the Government’s plans for slashing the budget