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Hundreds of Frat Boys Rescued From Beirut
Political future of the United States secured, say Allied commanders. US marines today rescued hundreds of disoriented American students onto landing craft on a beach near Beruit...
Britney Spears Attacked By Pet Pineapple
Pineapples: not good petsPop starlet and controversial mother Britney Spears was attacked yesterday by her pet...
Paper, Rock, Scissors Decides Australian Prime Minister
After a week of speculation in Australia over who would lead the nation as Prime Minister, the decision has at last been finalized. The incumbent PM, John Howard, will retain his position after defeating Treasurer...
Michael Jackson Demands Refund For New Zealand
After surprising the world by purchasing and moving the nation of New Zealand, wacko Jacko is back to his old ways by suddenly reversing his decision and demanding a refund...
We Apologize To New Zealanders
Brainsnap would like to apologize to New Zealanders who may feel unjustly treated by our recent saturation coverage of their tiny nation...
Michael Jackson Buys New Zealand
The disappearance of the small Pacific nation of New Zealand reported in Brainsnap a few weeks ago has been explained. Lawyers for pop star Michael Jackson announced today that the he had purchased New Zealand...
Alan Jones Admits He Is Gay
Australian talk back radio host Alan Jones admitted today that he is indeed gay. "I wish to stop the speculation and rumour now. There has been a lot of speculation recently and I feel that..."
North Korean Missiles Strike New Zealand
In a tragic accident, a North Korean missile fired into the China Sea has accidentally struck New Zealand. Twelve sheep and a trout were injured in the carnage...
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