Enron ex-chief Kenneth Lay last night escaped justice with a rarely-used legal loophole, one that experts say will effectively grant him freedom from serving any jail time.
Fox News anchors call victory for United States in International soccer championships.
"It was a close battle, but this is a great day for our nation!"
Everyone knows he's the richest geek in the world. We all wonder why someone with so much money cuts his own hair. We're intrigued by the recent donation of 50 billion dollars by Warren Buffet...
Thank God for his eternal mercy. England lost their game against Portugal last night in the World Cup, saving the world from the awful fate of having to listen to English fans telling us about...
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sick of the ingratitude displayed by third world nations. After all the effort and hard work by us, the superior and more highly developed peoples of the
Albuquerque, NEW MEXICO - A brigade of fleshy-headed mutants have been sighted north of the state capital just after 11:12 AM. The Pentagon believes the group are making their way to a conference in Salt...