Humor Gazette - Parody and satire stories

Story by By John Breneman on Friday, October 27, 2006

Experts say Terrell Owens' recent non-suicide attempt may have been a cry for help from a man whose brain is afflicted with a malignant, metastasizing ego...

Pope Benedict XVI, reaching out to Muslims offended by his recent comments about Islam being an "evil" religion, today said he actually believes Islam is "really swell..."

Cartoon legend Popeye the Sailor Man is in stable condition at Bethesda Naval Hospital, where he is recovering after sucking several cans of bad spinach through his corncob pipe...

Pope Benedict XVI today asked forgiveness from Rosie O'Donnell for badmouthing Islamo-fascism...

Britney Spears has given birth to a boy, the second of her 12 children, and a source close to her cigarette dealer claims the beloved pop commodity plans to continue the trend of oddball celebrity baby names like Suri, Coco, Shiloh and Apple...

After the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, Humor Gazette editor John Breneman embedded himself in the war on terror (at an undisclosed location), vowing to remain vigilant in his First Amendment...

A disgruntled Chihuahua once owned by Paris Hilton is suing the long-legged, pinheaded heiress for $2.5 million, alleging lurid tales of canine porn and doggie-style debauchery.