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Bbc Controller Secretly Pleased At England's Poor World Cup Performance
Chris Burgess
Dominic Mantle
The controller of the BBC is said to be quietly optimistic about the prospect of an imminent merciful reprieve in his torrid quest to broadcast all of the sport currently taking place.
“There is
Utah Execution Industry €˜thriving'
Things are looking up for the recession-beaten economy of the US state of Utah, according to employment figures published today. They show that the number of jobs in the execution industry has skyrocketed in the
Utah Execution Industry €˜thriving'
Things are looking up for the recession-beaten economy of the US state of Utah, according to employment figures published today. They show that the number of jobs in the execution industry has skyrocketed in
Tlp Reviews: Diane Abbott
Over the next five days The Lemon Press will bring you the lo-down on the five Labour Party leadership candidates in order to help you choose if you're a Labour Party member or give you
News Culture Takes Its Toll
Ed Francis
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The results of a poll commissioned by The Lemon Press have revealed that, in light of recent hardships suffered by the nation including the BP oil spill, the rocky, uncertain end to the recent
Student Survival Guide: The World Cup
Some of you might have been caught unawares by the World Cup. Don’t be afraid, though, as far as I can tell, it’s pretty simple. From years of living near a football ground and listening to
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