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Thousands Flee FEMA
"Texans can handle hurricanes," Tucker said. "But nature don't hold a candle to the destructive power of inept administration..."
New Sheep Justice Smiles With Big, Pointy Teeth
"Must be an orthodontic problem," said Shep. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.). "Maybe that's why his 'baa-ah-ah-ah' is now starting with 'bwa'..."
Aquaman Elected Mayor of New Orleans
Curry received 53 percent of the vote, with the bulk of the rest going to his cousin Tim...
Laura Bush Refuses To Rehearse Any More Family Conversations
"If he tells me to follow the script one more time, I'll belt him," said the first lady...
Scientists: U.S. Faces Threat of Disco Fever
"FEMA is not ready," said Dr. Hubert Dulmur, "For the awesome devastation caused by disco fever..."
Plantation Owners Offended By Clinton's "Plantation" Remark
"On be-haf of all the poor colored folk," said plantation owner Col. Beauregard T. White, "Ah de-maaand satisfaction..."
Mexican Banditos May Get Amnesty For Service In NSA
"America owes a debt to these brave villains," said an anonymous source shortly before disappearing...
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