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Police Manhunt Begins As Man Fails To Log Into Facebook.

Police Manhunt Begins As Man Fails To Log Into Facebook.

A missing person\'s report was issued by police this morning after a Croydon man disappeared from Facebook. Friends fear the worst for 31-year-old Liam Blackley, after he ‘vanished’ from the social network yesterday afternoon. Blackley\'s disappearance was

Google Ad-funded Healthcare Proposal Approved By Senate

Google Ad-funded Healthcare Proposal Approved By Senate

In a sudden turn of events, Barack Obama’s healthcare reforms have been put on hold and replaced by a bill to move all heathcare services across to an Advertising-funded model, mirroring today’s online startup world. TechChuff

Internet Entrepreneur?s Mother Still Assumes He ?fixes Computers? For Living

Internet Entrepreneur?s Mother Still Assumes He ?fixes Computers? For Living

Inappropriately young but deceptively stubbled Internet Entrepreneur Anil Dot confirmed today that his mother still thinks he must be a computer repairman given he works in ‘IT’. Anil admitted he maintains this facade at all family events too.  When

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The Chuffington Post Part 2: Ladychuff Answers Her Swollen Mailbag

Dear Lady Chuff, As one of East London’s foremost self-proclaimed geeks, I was naturally one of the first to place an order for a Kindle. If I’m honest, though, I don’t really get it. What’s the

Do People Like Posts Based On Witty Headlines Without Even Reading The Article?

Do People Like Posts Based On Witty Headlines Without Even Reading The Article?

No. Post from: TechChuffDo people like posts based on witty headlines without even reading the article? Post from: TechChuffDo people like posts based on witty headlines without even reading the article?

Cto Who Claimed He ?wore Two Hats? At Work Fired For Not Wearing A Hat At All.

Cto Who Claimed He ?wore Two Hats? At Work Fired For Not Wearing A Hat At All.

Fred Bearcruft of online cat-spaying website, www.spaypal.com, admitted today that his claims of ‘wearing both a technology and marketing hat’ while in the office, left his hat-obsessed boss confused, enraged and slightly engorged. Fred’s boss, a

Spambots Join Royal Mail Postal Strike. Viagra Emails May Be Delayed For Xmas

Spambots Join Royal Mail Postal Strike. Viagra Emails May Be Delayed For Xmas

Penis enlargement specialists and bereaved sons of murdered Ivory Coast businessmen were among the groups to voice their outrage today after thousands of Spambots pledged their support to striking Royal Mail staff. The Spambot, Zombie Net

Sony To Sell Albums Online On 78rpm Gramophone Disk To Combat Piracy.

Sony To Sell Albums Online On 78rpm Gramophone Disk To Combat Piracy.

Sony, whose relentless ability to be the ’shitty difficult child at any party’, have just announced their cack-fisted re-entry into online music distribution. With DRM and copy-protection somehow still high on Sony’s radar, they have



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