To The Chest - Parody and satire stories
Pete And Butch Call In 'Sick'
by Pete Puma and Butch Suede
Dudes...You know when your job starts to totally suck? Like, you'd rather get your whole fuckin' body waxed instead of goin' in? That's the way
Pete's Gym-goer's Glossary
by Pete Puma
I was readin' a book my swami told me I had to read, somethin' about inner peas or some faggotized bullshit, and I didn't know what most of
The Early Signs of Alzheimer's Disease
By Butch Suede and Pete Puma
You assholes might remember our poor, awesome Uncle Otto, who kicked the bucket back in January. Well, dude had
Pete's Guide To Birth Control
By Pete Puma
The only thing better than pumpin' iron is bangin' chicks. Every dude who's not a faggot knows that shit. Problem is, all that porkin' can make a kid
Pumas Vs. Cougars
by Pete Puma
At the gym today, Butch and I were talkin' about somethin' different for a change...bangin' chicks (duh). It started out with me tellin' Butch how to spot a
Your Superheroes Are Totally Gay
by Pete Puma & Butch Suede
Butch and I were talkin' the other day about how pussified most superheroes are, and we were like,"We could totally create
John Tesh: Master of Faggots
by Pete Puma (and John Tesh)
There're two kinds of faggots in this world, douches: homo-faggots and hetero-faggots. Homo-faggots are the dudes who like to bang other dudes. And, y'know, I'm
Dear Pete, Volume 7
by Pete Puma
Dear Pete: My doctor tells me I need more potassium and that I should start eating bananas. What's the best way to eat them?
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