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Engaged Couples Urged To Look Out For Sham Vicars
Couples looking to get married have been warned to look out for sham vicars who are regularly claiming that they act on the behalf an invisible man in the sky who has amazing magic powers.
Sky Sports Unveils Gary Neville Limited-edition Remote Control
Sky Sports have unveiled a special remote control device which they hope will assist subscribers viewing football coverage that contains the opinions of former Manchester United right back Gary Neville.
French Beekeepers To Protest Against No Veils In Workplace Law
Beekeepers across France are organising an official protest against a new law which prevents people from wearing face-covering veils in public and at work.
Man Who Shouted Get In The Hole At Masters Badly Beaten By Angry Mob
A man was fighting for his life last night after being seriously assaulted by a crowd of spectators on day three of the US Masters at Augusta.
Its The UK Retail Banks That Need Protecting, Insist Front-line Nhs Nurses
Nurses across the under-pressure NHS have leapt to the defence of an Independent Commission on Banking report which says more should be done to protect UK retail banks.
Win The Ultimate Boys Night Out At Fhms 100 Sexiest Winners Party
Imagine the scene, you and a mate, in an exclusive club surrounded by some of the worlds most beautiful women at the legendary FHM 100 Sexiest Women winners bash!
Tomlinson Stance Threateningly Upright, Inquest Told
The police officer who pushed Ian Tomlinson at the G20 protests in London has told the inquest into his death he was threateningly upright before the incident.
Grand National Organisers To End Cruelty By Destroying Horses Before Race
Organisers of the Aintree Grand National have shown their commitment to ensuring that no horses suffer during the National Hunt horse race by revealing that they intend to destroy all the horses before the race
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