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Twitter Upgrades Fukushima Power Plant Crisis From Omg!! To Omfg!!!
Microblogging website Twitter has upgraded the scale of the crisis at the Fukushima nuclear power plant from OMG!! to the highest possible level of OMFG!!!
Brooksides Terry To Be Charged With Reinforcing Stereotype La
Former Brookside actor Brian Regan, otherwise known as 'Te', is to be charged by Merseyside police after a stereotype was reinforced during the early hours of February 24th this year.
Nurses To Issue Vote of No Confidence In Fernando Torres
After eleven games and almost twelve hours without scoring a goal, the Royal College of Nursing Congress has been moved to issue a vote of no confident in Chelsea striker Fernando Torres.
Gillian Duffy To Interrogate Colonel Gaddafi During Accidental Meeting
Gillian Duffy is expected to extend her reputation for asking difficult questions by accidentally bumping in Colonel Gaddafi and asking him what the hell he thinks he's doing.
Microsoft Launches New Thing Exactly Like Googles Old Thing
Technology giant Microsoft has stunned the world of online services by launching something almost identical to that map thing Google did a couple of years ago.
U2 Break World Record For Highest Grossing Tour What Do You Think?
U2's current worldwide tour has become the highest grossing in history, beating the record previously set by The Rolling Stones from 2005-2007, what do you think?
Jessie J Shocked By Amount of Bear Shit In The Woods
Pop star Jessie J has expressed her complete surprise at the amount of bear shit to be found in wooded areas around the world.
Weve Got Stacks of Them In The Canteen, Oxford Tells Cameron
Oxford University sought to head off a race row with PM David Cameron last night, after he drew attention to what he called the small number of ethnics to be found on campus.
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