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Boffin Rushed In By Police To Explain New Speeding Rules.
Police forces have resorted to calling in an Oxford don to explain the mathematical formula behind new speeding guidelines.
Literary Historian Discovers Lewis Carroll Sequel, Alice In Sunderland
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Dalai Lama Continuous Ways of Evil Sorcery; Troublesome For Much Noble China
Wicked uses of illegal black magic cause crops to fail and pigs to exhibit remorseful expression.
Highly-decorated Equalities Campaigner Still Cant Get Her Dad To Not Say Paki Shop
Despite a career which has seen her face down angry mobs of Neo-Nazis
Odds-on That Racings Tic-tac Sign Language Will Die Out Soon
A suggestion that Tic-Tac, the ancient sign language of on-course bookmakers, will die out soon has caused consternation amongst the anthropology community, especially those who enjoy a flutter.
Glenn Beck Show Moving To Glenn Becks Living Room
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Nhs Reforms Pose Serious Threat To Medical Dramas
GPs have again called for NHS reforms to be abandoned as it emerged that they would assume responsibility for writing all TV medical dramas.
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