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30th Anniversary of Brixton Riots To Be Celebrated With Full-scale Re-enactment
Lambeth Council has announced it will commemorate the 30th anniversary of the terrifying scenes witnessed at the Brixton riots with a full-scale re-enactment.
Bill Gates Stuns The World With Cardigan 2007
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Saudi Arabia Bans The Wearing of Berets And Strings of Garlic
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Britain Denies Home Advantage As Bottling It Becomes Olympic Sport
Lord Sebastian Coe has today denied that the creation of the new Olympic discipline of bottling it was done so with the express purpose of giving the host nation a medal chance.
Company Unveils Plaque After Employee Finally Makes Colleagues Tea
An office worker was left stunned and slightly embarrassed last week after bosses arranged for a commemorative plaque to mark the rare occasion of his making a round of teas for his colleagues.
Nation Prepares For Day of Street Parties To Celebrate Av Referendum
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Ban On Hunting Noel Edmonds Will Protect Leather Trouser Stocks
Conservationists are calling for a quota system to be introduced to curb Noel Edmonds hunters after a survey by the World Wildlife Fund revealed that the species is facing extinction.
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