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Guantanamo Bay To Be Moved To Bermuda Triangle
The Defense Department announced that the detention center will be shifted to the Bermuda Triangle because Guantanamo Bay is becoming 'too accessible.'
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The Credible Hulk: Uninspired But Believable
"You'll find me mildly irritating when I'm angry!"The story
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The Democratic primary race finds itself floundering with no frontrunner - and no possibility for a knock-out win... Fortunately, decades ago the Democratic elders foresaw the potential for such a situation, and in their wisdom
A Few Insignificant Things You Can Do To Assuage Your Guilt On Earth Day
You don't have to make tough sacrifices to show you love the Earth. This is America after all! So to allow you to continue life as usual with only a few concessions to win the
Drug Companies Add Convenience Fee To Water Bills
The nation's drug companies think it's only fair that they are compensated for the traces of pharmaceuticals that find their way into water supplies across the United States.
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Ron Paul Gets Mainstream Media Attention Dressed As Bear
In an effort to attract attention from mainstream media who have all been ignoring him throughout the presidential race, Congressman Ron Paul (R-Texas) has begun making appearances in a costume borrowed from America's Next Top
President Bush Pledges To Regain Lead In Carbon Emissions
WASHINGTON-The president called for tough measures aimed at increasing American oil consumption beyond that of China, which overtook the United States last year to become the world's largest emitter of carbon dioxide. "It is vital
Obama's Patriotism Problem
Still no lapel pin!In an effort to end doubts about his patriotism, Barack Obama denounced his former pastor
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