KTAB News - Parody and satire stories

The UK government has this week passed a bill which will ban hunting foxes with dogs within two years. This is the third passing of the bill, meaning that the Commons can now force

Rescue ships are just arriving to aid the HMCS Chicoutimi, hampered by 'big waves' and 'British submarine design'.

A recent report into the future of British pensions has revealed that people will either have to work 'til 90, or fall under a bus at 33 in order to have adequate provision in

David Blunkett has been forced to resign after allegations about his department forcing through a visa for his ex-lover's nanny were substantiated by an e-mail uncovered by the Budd Inquiry. A spokesman told KTAB

After narrowly scraping third place in the Hartlepool by-election, the United Kingdom Independence Party are in a position of power to wipe the floor with the other parties in the forthcoming General Election.

Bernard, prematurely brought back from his annual Five-Day Paid Holiday Without Mrs. Bernard, stormed into the office, crashed three computers, then produced this rant with fury, determination, and, somewhat implausibly, a 1925 Singer Sewing

Senator John Kerry has been forced to concede defeat to incumbent President George W. Bush after a closely-contested election. Despite 75% of Americans believing this to be the most important election of their lives,

A series of pro-Republican adverts have rocked the Presidential campaign of Senator John F. Kerry, three times winner of the Purple Heart - a rough equivilant of the Military Cross - who is accused