The Sleaze - Parody and satire stories
Haunted House of Horticulture
Top Psychic Investigator's New Book Tells of Night of Fruit and Vegetable Based Halloween Horror! Were Terrifying Supernatural Disturbances Result of Haunted House Being Built on Site of Market Garden Notorious for Plant
From Hell's Kitchen It Came!
Did Crazy Scientist Chef Heston Blumenthal Create a Culinary Monster in the Kitchens of his Restaurant? Local Village in Grip of Terror as Celebrated Eccentric TV Chef's Latest Haute Cuisine Experiment Goes Awry!
Elderly Racist Claims Black Neighbours Subjecting Him To Campaign of Voodoo Terror
Police Condemned for 'Political Correctness Gone Mad' as They Refuse to Take Allegations of Black Magic Ceremonies at Local Gospel Church Seriously!
Pirates of The Coalition
Coalition Government Revives Piracy to Cut Defence Costs! Ministers Claim Privateering is 'Big Society' in Action as Armed Yachts and Car Ferries Seize Thousands of Tons of Foreign Shipping!
The Spy Who Lost His Mind
Are Britain's Spies Going Mad? As Scandals involving Cross-Dressing Secret Agents and Deranged Analysts Rock Intelligence Community, Fears Raised that Rampant Insanity in UK's Secret Services Could be Threatening National Security!
Outrage As Female Aide 'Outs' Top Tory Minister As Straight
Fears that Revelation of MP's Closet Heterosexuality Could Undermine Coalition With Liberal Democrats!
Close Encounters From Behind
Are Aliens About to Take the Earth Roughly From Behind? As Thousands of Flying Saucer Contactees Prepare to Bare Behinds in Anticipation of Close Encounters, UFOlogists Warn of THreat Posed by Extraterrestial Sex Tourists Out
The Sex Assassins
Did the US Army Pay Soldiers to Stare at Pornography? New Film Claims Existence of Top Secret 'Sex Ops' Programme With Aim of Creating Cadre of Assassins Capable of Remotely Killing Using Tantric Sex
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