The Spoof - Parody and satire stories

A Pentagon whistle-blower has revealed that the government are planning to clone alien life forms, using DNA samples from three dead aliens recovered from Roswell in 1946 and cryogenically preserved for decades. The whistle-blower explained that

In addition to Coronation Street and EastEnders a third British soap has now announced plans to include a gay marriage in a future storyline. ITV's Emmerdale intends to go one better by running a storyline

Two Frenchmen were arrested today in Mecca, Saudi Arabia for wearing berets in a local park. The repressive religious Saudi regime recently introduced laws which forbid public displays of Frenchness. As well as the beret ban,

LONDON - Russell Brand who is still considered somewhat of a newlywed was detained at London's Heathrow Airport when airport security checked his luggage and found a dozen counterfeit Danish girlie magazines. At first Brand denied

A young Dundee United player has been cleared of racially abusing a Stirling man during an incident involving a ferret. 18 year old Dale Hilson, currently on loan to Second Division Forfar Athletic, had been accused

London - Anorexic trainwreck Kate Middleton is following in Princess Diana's footsteps with a carefully choreographed decline in her daily vomiting regimen ahead of the Big Day. Royal wedding watch pals say the need to binge/purge

Still licking his wounds after failing to win the 2011 Masters yesterday, Tiger reflected on why he hasn't won this tournament since 2006. While shooting a 31 on the front nine, and for a

A passenger on a bus in Manchester has told of the moment he had his cock fondled on a bus by another passenger who turned out to be a rampant homosexualist. Tony Ringworm, 26, was travelling