Public Outrage as Newspaper Proprietor Reveals Secret Experiments to Rip Headlines Directly From Readers' Minds! Brains of Comatose Subjects Stimulated With Electrodes to Produce More Relevant Content!
Confusion as London Mayor Boris Johnson Suggests Buttock Skiing and Horse Pummelling as New Events for 2012 Olympics! International Olympic Committee Ignore Calls to Modernise Traditional Sports to Make Them More Relevant to Modern British
In this version of the Quest for the Holy Grail, Queen Guinevere has taken to her bed with an incurable affliction - 'the wound that never heals'. Little does King Arthur know, but
Has Top Pornographer Discovered Entirely New Sexual Position? Believes That Newly Discovered Technique Will Revitalise Adult Industry Dominated by Extreme Sex as Customers Grow Bored With Conventional Porn!
Was Michael Jackson Assassinated by Music Industry Bosses to Boost Record Sales? Industry Insider Alleges Massive Plot to Eliminate Troublesome Top Music Stars to Avoid Scandals and Create Merchandising Opportunities!
Attempting to avoid gold diggers following his lottery win, local radio DJ Mark Flakers and his friend and Marc Donnelly become involved with a gang of counterfeiters led by Blackpool mayor Fat Harry White and
Accolade or Blasphemy? Condemned by the Church, Adored by the Public, Britain's Top Jesus Impersonator Reveals the Highs and Lows of Being a Tribute Messiah! Groupies, Wild Motorcycle Stunts and Communion Wine Combine