The Lemon Press - Parody and satire stories

Tree Leaves Leave Europe

Tree Leaves Leave Europe

Unexplained phenomenon sees trees collectively die off

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Added: 11 December 2010
Christmas Story To Be Gleefully Clubbed To Ruin

Christmas Story To Be Gleefully Clubbed To Ruin

Nativity to become victim of appalling cultural debasement

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Added: 11 December 2010
Student Cookbook: Realistic Edition

Student Cookbook: Realistic Edition

Jamie Gallimore ditches the dog food toasties and provides some more plausible recipes. But only slightly.

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Added: 11 December 2010
Neglected And Sad: The Other Half of The Countdown Clock Speaks Out

Neglected And Sad: The Other Half of The Countdown Clock Speaks Out

Lemon Press secures exclusive but brief interview during Susie Dent's inane ramblings

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Added: 11 December 2010
US Astronauts Land On Red Planet, Discover That Vikings Got There First

US Astronauts Land On Red Planet, Discover That Vikings Got There First

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Clegg Vs. Clegg

The Tory That Stole Christmas

The Tory That Stole Christmas

Poetry from Sairah Rehman

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Added: 10 December 2010
Crippling Snow €œineffective Method of Dealing With Snow"

Crippling Snow €œineffective Method of Dealing With Snow"

Hanging seen as more appropriate solution to problem of treacherous roads

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Added: 05 December 2010


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