Washington DC - My source, a.k.a. Bill, in the IRS, jubilant over the averted government shutdown, revealed to me after five Black Russians, that the IRS will start taxing Americans on the 'beneficial' radiation that
A Local Man was Today Jailed for Allegedly Attempting to sell fake drugs to visiting holiday makers in his home town of Heage.
The man, thought to be a close relative of Seaton Carew, who was
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - Last night, President Obama announced to the public that he had prevented the government shutdown.
""The American people have been told the agreement contains both historic and painful
Local man, Marvin Shuffleclock was quietly recovering at home this morning with a mocha and a packet of chocolate digestive biscuits after a harrowing incident resulting from long suffering wife Annie catching him in the
Welsh homosexual, Barry 'Buttocks' Barnowl, yesterday became the world's first potholer to burst a condom more than 300 feet below sea level.
Patrol Leader Gay Barry, aged 36, was potholing with the 5th Llandundno Boyo Scouts
Victoria 'Posh' Beckham is suing the News Of The World for "insulting and disrespectful behaviour".
The former Spice Girl and husband of England football superstar David Beckham is furious that she was not considered important enough
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart seems about all set to quit the acting business and relocate to Australia, if her hairdresser, Tinky Winky Van Der Snoot is to be believed.
Tinky Winky explained
London, England - Prince William and his fiance Kate Middleton have chosen to have a 'green' wedding on April 29. The lovers expect to use over one-metric ton of cannabis on their wedding day.