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$50 Billion In Cash Headed For Paid-up Homeowners

(2009-02-17) -- Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner this week will unveil a plan to address the nation's housing crisis by making $50 billion in direct payments to the 91 percent of homeowners who currently pay their

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Added: 17 February 2009
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Scott Ott On Koolidge Show Announces Candidacy

Scott Ott, editor in chief of ScrappleFace.com, inadvertently broke the news of his candidacy for a local school board post on Michael Koolidge's Chicago-area radio show. If you're interested Scott Ott's (non-satirical) run for School

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Added: 16 February 2009
Democrat Bill Would Make Economic Cycles Linear

Democrat Bill Would Make Economic Cycles Linear

(2009-02-15) -- Troubled by the "uncertainty" spurred by the cyclical nature of the U.S. economy, Democrats in Congress, backed by President Barack Obama, will take up debate on a measure this week to make the

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Added: 15 February 2009
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Hidden Stimulus Provision Yanks Lawmaker Pay

(2009-02-15) -- A little-noticed provision of the 1,073-page American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 withholds paychecks from members of Congress and all White House staff until they bring the federal budget into balance by

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Added: 15 February 2009
Obama To Veto Stimulus Bill: ?i Had A Dream?

Obama To Veto Stimulus Bill: ?i Had A Dream?

(2009-02-14) -- President Barack Obama said today that "after a restless night's sleep" he will veto the $787 billion economic stimulus package passed by Democrats in Congress on Friday. "I had a dream," said a visibly

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Added: 15 February 2009
Obama To Reveal Stimulus Bill Details In Music Video

Obama To Reveal Stimulus Bill Details In Music Video

(2009-02-13) -- Because the urgency of the moment prevented President Barack Obama and Democrats in Congress from allowing time for public comment on the 1,100-page economic stimulus bill passed Friday, the White House said it

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Gregg Ditches Commerce Post, Rnc Offers Specter

(2009-02-13) -- With the announcement that Sen. Judd Gregg (R-NH) has pulled out of his bid to become President Barack Obama's Secretary of Commerce the Republican National Committee (RNC) today offered Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA)

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Added: 13 February 2009
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Scrappleface Editor Now Dc Examiner Columnist

Today Scott Ott debuts as a columnist in the Washington DC Examiner. His twice-weekly column, rendered in a fashion reminiscent of ScrappleFace.com, will appear online and in print on Tuesdays and Fridays. He will continue



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