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Amy Schumer's Train Crash

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I'm not too sure why Amy Schumer is suddenly being rammed down our throats like an extremists machete but this movie reviewer had the deniable pleasure of viewing her recent train wreck, 'Train Wreck'

Amy, going off type, plays an irritating Jewish woman who's lude, crude and very rude. She doesn't believe in monogamy, because that's the way her rogue Father raised her. However, and this part is genius, she meets a guy she.....wait for it, falls for and of course, hilarity ensues.

During a recent screening in the US a gunman entered the theatre and opened fire on unsuspecting cinema goers. Whilst par for the course across the pond I couldn't help hoping for a similar fate every time the door opened during this performance. But, alas, I was not to be as lucky as those US patrons, I had to endure the entire film.

Amy, much like her roly poly counterpoint, Melissa McCarthy is here for the duration however unlike Melissa, is likely to live a lot longer and thus irritate us for the long term.

I strongly recommend you avoid this film in the same way you'd avoid eating a bacon sandwich in a Mosque. A strong not recommend.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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