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A British man has today entered the record books for having a tattoo drawn directly onto one of his gonads. The unusual testicular surgery took many hours to complete, and was done under general anaesthetic. The man, Gobert Roberts, 43, was "recovering well".

"It's an unusual procedure", said tattooist Mark Almond of Tats Life studio. "I've occasionally done a tattoo to the scrotum - the ball sack I guess some people might know it as. But never the actual bollock, or testicle. I mean, external is fine, but internal tattooing? It was a new one on me."

The procedure was performed at Leeds General Infirmary and took 3 doctors and 1 tattooist just short of 3 hours to finish.

"It was complicated. The doctors did their thing and I did mine, though I retched pretty hard a few times."

Roberts is still recovering from the testicle surgery, but is said to be responding well. His long-term girlfriend Sandra told us:

"He's doing great, and smiles in between screams. I can't wait to see how this affects our sex-life... I assume for the better. I mean, if not, I'll leave him - even if he did write "Sandra is the bollocks" on his ball-stones."





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#6 @ 10 years ago
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mmcclure wrote

v-lutz wrote

divisionvoice wrote

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#7 @ 10 years ago
by MATCH PANCAKE333 - Ghost

mmcclure wrote

v-lutz wrote

divisionvoice wrote

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I don't understand. What a waste of everyone's time, effort and energy.

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#8 @ 10 years ago
by mmcclure - Ghost

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

mmcclure wrote

v-lutz wrote

divisionvoice wrote

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I don't understand. What a waste of everyone's time, effort and energy.

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by AntsBarracuda - Quiet veteran

mmcclure wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

mmcclure wrote

v-lutz wrote

divisionvoice wrote

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I don't understand. What a waste of everyone's time, effort and energy.

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by Waste-Nightingale - One-off wonder

AntsBarracuda wrote

mmcclure wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

mmcclure wrote

v-lutz wrote

divisionvoice wrote

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I don't understand. What a waste of everyone's time, effort and energy.

edite: sorry, wrong post! this isn't just garbage, it's offensive garbage.

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by Volleyball Rose - Ghost

Waste-Nightingale wrote

AntsBarracuda wrote

mmcclure wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

mmcclure wrote

v-lutz wrote

divisionvoice wrote

Now listen here you little dicks...

This is the stupidest thing that I've ever experienced inside online articles about this,. Everything you said made me want to catheterise myself with a diseased tusk.

I don't understand. What a waste of everyone's time, effort and energy.

edite: sorry, wrong post! this isn't just garbage, it's offensive garbage.

Ooops, wrong post! This is completely super.

Not sure about this one. You know when you turn on the radio and there are song lyrics in your head... that's like this moment. :)

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by snakedolphin - Ghost

MATCH PANCAKE333 wrote

mmcclure wrote

v-lutz wrote

divisionvoice wrote

Now listen here you little dicks...

This is the stupidest thing that I've ever experienced inside online articles about this,. Everything you said made me want to catheterise myself with a diseased tusk.

I don't understand. What a waste of everyone's time, effort and energy.

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#13 @ 10 years ago
by vikram seth130 - Ghost

divisionvoice wrote

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