A British man has today entered the record books for having a tattoo drawn directly onto one of his gonads. The unusual testicular surgery took many hours to complete, and was done under general anaesthetic. The man, Gobert Roberts, 43, was "recovering well".
"It's an unusual procedure", said tattooist Mark Almond of Tats Life studio. "I've occasionally done a tattoo to the scrotum - the ball sack I guess some people might know it as. But never the actual bollock, or testicle. I mean, external is fine, but internal tattooing? It was a new one on me."
The procedure was performed at Leeds General Infirmary and took 3 doctors and 1 tattooist just short of 3 hours to finish.
"It was complicated. The doctors did their thing and I did mine, though I retched pretty hard a few times."
Roberts is still recovering from the testicle surgery, but is said to be responding well. His long-term girlfriend Sandra told us:
"He's doing great, and smiles in between screams. I can't wait to see how this affects our sex-life... I assume for the better. I mean, if not, I'll leave him - even if he did write "Sandra is the bollocks" on his ball-stones."
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Now listen here you little dicks...
i'm angry that people have to read shit like this. bollocks.
:(
This is the stupidest thing that I've ever experienced inside online articles about this,. Everything you said made me want to catheterise myself with a diseased tusk.
I don't understand. What a waste of everyone's time, effort and energy.
edite: sorry, wrong post! this isn't just garbage, it's offensive garbage.
the problem with this kind of argument is one of attitude. yours sucks! /that you're full of poop. contructed any more straw-men recently?
Heh-heh. :)
Ooops, wrong post! This is completely super.
Not sure about this one. You know when you turn on the radio and there are song lyrics in your head... that's like this moment. :)
This is the most droll piece of poop I have ever witnessed.
Don't be afraid to say it how it is.
that is why you fail. you are spurious.
Meh. :)